Catfish's Web Page

Agony is born of Desire
That's what you get for Wanting.

-Moev


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave when you kick them.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 60:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Shakin' the foundations, "The Ghods"
 with
The Sonic Red Orchids
Inflatable Wasps For Snow White
 and AtTerra

Ripping the roof off, "Polio"
 with
Bothered White Carpets
Numerous Massive Orchestras
 and Bullshit Lads
Call  (817) 555-6552 for tickets!

Drumbox-player, looking for gigs.
Experienced in opera, blues,
and beat.  I like rock, especially
Questioning Radishes.
Call Edward at 555-4119.

The Crucible Emporium
 ripping the roof off with ...
Larch Head

Cheers,
joe