Joe "Catfish" Provo's Modulating Web Crap

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou weedy flax-wench, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou paunchy rude-growing flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty-Two:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out Ian Heavens Memorial and you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Doove Band
 jammin' with ...
Swine Loafers
 ... Free Viagra at the door!

Tungsten Grrrrlz
 playing a benefit concert with ...
The Monkees
Call 555-7875 for tickets!

Jammin', "DJ Easy Polycarbonate A"
 with
The Theremin Queer
The Rolling Bricks
 and The Yellou Kurosawas

  >>>  Roger in Shackles <<<
Will Play at These Studios:
9/30          The Depresso Bar 
9/6          Watch City's Summerfest

Cheers,
joe