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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 70:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Altoist, looking for an opening. Experienced in goth, new age, and dub. I like bluegrass, especially Frantic Giant. Call Katrina at 555-9941. | Group of Bats playing a benefit concert with the masters of rapcore: Husker Koo |
Live at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
Soup Elephanty Dog and the Queers
with
Psychotic Crimson Folks!
Archbishop Position!
and Darryl and Katrina!
| Several Massive Herds appearing for one time only with ... Shoot the Lawyers |
Cheers,
joe