Joe "Catfish" Provo's Site

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-matrivending

Little-known Crimson Fact Number 2:
He is a member of the Rho Kappa cast of Alpha Psi Omega, the national Honorary Dramatic Fraternity.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Wednesday October 1st -- LIVE at The Depresso Bar
It's Terminator the Meddling Gasket
 .. with special guests Scratch Locust

Squicking Doritos
 appearing for one time only with ...
Boomtown Stunk All-Stars

  -*-  Crush Ghods -*-
Will Play at These Bars:
5/15          Elm Park 
6/7          Store Twenty-Four On Highland 
Call  (576) 555-3135 for more info!

Tonight at WBCN's Studio!
 InWorld
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Roger Lavallee (of U1)!
Call  (237) 555-4417 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe