Joseph Z Provo's Web Crap

Agony is born of Desire
That's what you get for Wanting.

-Moev

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou currish wayward puking idle-headed knotty-pated guts-griping bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou wayward dissembling puny hasty-witted maggot-pie, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Eighty:
He has partied with the Stony Brook Literary Underground since they invaded FNORD-L (aka bit.listserv.fnord-l) in 1992. It is all in the name of modern literature.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm or that you hop over to Steve Richardson.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Midget, Four, Gives Birth to Sixty-Nine-Pound Son.

Cheers,
joe