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/* He has been jprovo at gnu.ai.mit.edu since 1990.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Walking Up Stairs Can Kill You! -- New Study Results Remove All Doubt.

Cheers,
joe