Joseph Z Provo's Rotating Web Site

I can't drink possible beers! I need ACTUAL beers!!! Damn you, quantum physics!!!

-Bob the Angry Flower


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish fen-sucked measle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou loggerheaded full-gorged ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Riverside Drive-In:

   Experience the *Throat-Gripping* terror of

  *** Armageddon of the Sensuous Amazons ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Throat-Gripping

   *** Rapture of the Robot Twinkies from Another Galaxy ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!

Cheers,
joe