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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Four-Hundred and Eight:
"If MS-DOS seems to be doing something sensible... be suspicious."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting New Ways Of Thinking; ASAP.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at Paris Art Cinema: Experience the *Scary* terror of *** Drug Orgy of the Karate Virgins from Another Dimension *** With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also *** Temptation of the Chainsaw Vivisectionists *** BANNED in 2 Countries!
Cheers,
joe