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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 28:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out Scott Lesser and visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Village of the Space Slime *** And You'll Also See the Gripping *** Frenzy of the Cannibal Vixens from Nowhere *** BANNED in Several Countries!
Cheers,
joe