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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 6:
"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo
I recommend checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead or visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One rainy morning, a student came upon a master by the temple. Said the student to the master: "How can I make wisdom?" The master said: "When the apple is around the ox, then there shall be joy." After puzzling over this for weeks, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe