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A country cannot support the "rule of law" by subverting it.


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What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology? [RFC 1876 Now!]

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 5:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s showing (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"Politics is the art of concealing incompetance."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One cloudy day, a disciple was walking by a large tree when she encountered a sage.
Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of enlightenment?"
The master murmered: "When the justice is under the dog, then there shall be wisdom."
After puzzling over this for years, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe