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I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventy:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Hallowell Thrashers needs Sound Woman.
We play rhythmcore, heavily influenced by
U1,
Rectangle,
and Crusade Against The Grinder.  Contact Edward at 555-6534.

SpaceLouse needs Guitarist.
We play grunge, heavily influenced by
Sizable Choad,
Rap Could Shoot Itself,
and Future Audio of Cleveland.  Contact Joe at  (376) 555-6495.

You won't want to miss this Spring's KUKA Fundraiser!

FIVE BANDS!
Z.Z. Clop
Bite
The Whyte Lees
Pre-Release 707
Squirrelbait Boyzzz
 . . . with Beelzebub playing Pin-The-Tail-On-Bob Flumere

Bassist, looking to jam with.
Experienced in funk, filk,
and filk.  I like blues, especially
HossTones.
Call Margo at 555-3908.

Cheers,
joe