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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 3:
"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Ash Wednesday! Based upon TRUE events... *** Squirm of the Mad Man *** And You'll Also See the Spine-Tingling *** Bondage of the Egyptian Sidehackers *** Definitely NOT for the Weak of Mind!!
Cheers,
joe