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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mobile phone users who talk and drive. Driving takes all your attention; pull over, nimrod.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
This season's GOTTA HAVE toy: Halberd for Bifurcatin' Mark E. Smith Action Figure For ages four and up.
Cheers,
joe