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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Clam Prong playing a benefit concert with ... Honkin' Raid | The Patti Smith Tribute Band for their big Reunion Show with ... DJ Nif-T ... Free Caffeine at the door! |
Live at WIND's Studio!
Bishop Black
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Flu!
and Nine Cubit Screws!
| Anosmic Dolphins needs Vocalist. We play big band, heavily influenced by The Mighty Mighty Losstones, Tungsten Penis, and The Atlanta Screamers. Contact Rhonda at (010) 555-7912. |
Cheers,
joe