Joseph Z Provo's Shifting Web Pages

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly guts-griping coxcomb, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dread-bolted lout, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "ATM Machine"

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Two:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Selfish Crock Pot Jerk Zorches Vikings!

Cheers,
joe