Joe "Catfish" Provo's Transmogrifying Web Site

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-The Ramones


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Seven:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s version of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"For some people a "discussion" is like intercourse -- it requires friction."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Monday June 1st -- LIVE at Altamont Speedway
It's Anteatah Lads
 .. with special guests The Elton John Tribute Band

You won't want to miss this year's Lamerpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
The Curtain Organization
Wet Rug Rats On the Block
Big Big Gray Penis
Quiet Fury
The Tosstones
 . . . with Randee doing a Magic Act with DJ Spooky

Live at Dave's Stage!
 Netal
 with
The DMX!
  The Craig Znamierowski Tribe!
    and Birdeye the Ripshit Dolphin!

Titanium Wang
 tearin' it up with
 the masters of pop:
Steve Richardson and the Slugs

Cheers,
joe