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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Durgin Hall extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of Ecstacy Imps | Synthesizer-player, looking to jam with. Experienced in space music, new age, and rhumba. I like rhythm&blues, especially Elvis's Tambourine BlowDeer. Call Floyd at 555-4711. |
Magic Fingerhead performing for the first time in America with ... Tapir Rod ... Free Ergot at the door! Call 555-5352 for tickets! | Tonight at Flood Control Dam #3! Lemuria Gospel Factory with a special solo hypnotic performance by Ozzy Osbourne (of Baobab Foothill)! |
Cheers,
joe