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I suggest visiting the art of Matt Towler..
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Vengence of the Neanderthal Yetis *** Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling *** Labyrinth of the Tibetan Hacker d00Ds from the Laundrette *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
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