Joe Provo's Crap

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Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou craven beslubbering clay-brained boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank elf-skinned bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
He has been involved with The Phone Company since 1992. An experiment in remote printing, it is a free global email-to-fax system.

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I suggest that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You won't be able to contain yourself for:
 Saxophone, for Ewok-Gang line 
   and new Jazz Musician Godzilla! 
 

Cheers,
joe