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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sound Man, looking to play out. Experienced in fusion, bluegrass, and hardcore. I like country, especially Jihad Against The Truck. Call Johnny at 555-4799. | Bringin' down the roof this year - FrogBone with The Nausea Tribe and Ratioheads!! |
the Gorehounds playing their last show with ... SeagullBone ... Free M&M's at the door! | Live at The Espresso Bar!
Boyzzz with Sizable Prods
with
Rather Put Out Babies!
Sleep-Deprived Wardens!
and Steel Lady!
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Cheers,
joe