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What is FNORD? FNORD is a figment of the diseased imagination of Daniel A. Foss, a fourteen-year-old Choctaw boy who's currently having a very disturbing nightmare.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 30:
"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out my friend, Jer Johnson (He's huge!).
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =#= Tayopa's Trombone The =#= Will Be Appearing at These Stylin' Places: 9/13 Detroit's Fallfest 1/18 Flood Control Dam #3 1/2 The Penitentiary | Tonight at Red Rocks! Simulated Bug with a special solo unplugged performance by Yer Ma (of The Aunthood)! |
Headlinin' in an all-star gig next weekend - Choirs of Mars with Clunky See, Ker-plunky Do and Weasely Lads!! | Friday June 5th -- LIVE at Flood Control Dam #3 It's x0x State .. with special guests Miffed Dames |
Cheers,
joe