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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 4:
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I suggest visiting my friend, Bozo Texino.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Tri-View Drive-In! A Throat-Gripping TRUE story! *** AEJ's Laser Goddesses *** And don't miss Raul Julia's last role in *** Valley of the Uranium Man *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Repuls-O-Vision!!!
Cheers,
joe