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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Seven:
"For some people a "discussion" is like intercourse -- it requires friction."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Monday June 1st -- LIVE at Altamont Speedway It's Anteatah Lads .. with special guests The Elton John Tribute Band | You won't want to miss this year's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! The Curtain Organization Wet Rug Rats On the Block Big Big Gray Penis Quiet Fury The Tosstones . . . with Randee doing a Magic Act with DJ Spooky |
Live at Dave's Stage!
Netal
with
The DMX!
The Craig Znamierowski Tribe!
and Birdeye the Ripshit Dolphin!
| Titanium Wang tearin' it up with the masters of pop: Steve Richardson and the Slugs |
Cheers,
joe