"Catfish" Joe's Shifty Junk

Critical thinking is patriotic.


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Two:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library; ASAP.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a disciple met a sage by the woods.
Said the student to the master: "How can I learn wisdom?"
Said the master: "When the heart is understood by the cow, then there shall be hand."
In that moment, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe