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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Leominster Drive-In: DON'T MISS this Spine-Tingling Feature! *** Graveyard of the Psycho Twinkies *** And don't miss Ethel Merman's last role in *** Land of the Voodoo Pygmies *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!
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