Joe Provo's Questionable Web lou-WOW!

I want an ANGRY MEAL

-Happy Flowers


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou lumpish beetle-headed lewdster, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou errant half-faced death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Twenty:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One fine morning, a student saw a master by the inn.
Said the student to the master: "What is the mind of a man?"
Said the master: "As the solitude is shrouded by the fig, so is soul far from the sky."
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe