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Abalative
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Thirty-Six:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Playing their last show, "Beelzebub's Amplifier" with Shit Deans Horkin' Squirrel Telephone and Feynman's Prune | Jammin' this year - Glowing Mary with Dead Enormitol and Run ASM!! |
Live at Steve's House!
Riding Nipple
with
Corporal Green!
Pet Shop Teens In the Hood!
and Smash Bosses!
| Fast Femmes In the Hood fulfilling their contractual agreement with the masters of hardcore: Druid Position |
Cheers,
joe