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Little-known Joe Fact Number One:
"I gather the pieces of shattered shells and they build themselves into fine china!"
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Leominster Drive-In! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Sledge-O-Matic of the Troglodyte Apes from Limbo *** With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also *** Volcano of the Cosmic Weasels *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe