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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 77:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next Friday's WPI Quadfest! FIVE BANDS! the Boys Thievery Fighter U3 Yoo Rollers Dead HTTP8 . . . with Brown Acid Taking weirdos! | Will Play at These Pubs: 10/5 Madonna's Pub 6/14 Kirkland Cafe |
Rockin' the house, "Run VH1" with Seagulleye the Angry KoalaFishMutantBird Keanu Reeves and the Landscapers and The PDQ | You won't want to miss next evening's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Chronic Orchid Presbyter Imps for "Bob" V9 the Landscapers . . . with live demos of body piercing by Monica Lewinsky! |
Cheers,
joe