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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number 5:
"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit the online game Urban Dead or you visit the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam... before it is too late.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: Experience the *Sphincter-Clenching* terror of *** Crime of the Bloody Bikers from the Fourth Dimention *** Together With the Equally Action-Packed *** Temptation of the Samurai Brood *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!
Cheers,
joe