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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Five-Hundred and Thirty:
"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Romance Movie Fans! Based upon TRUE events... *** Terror of the Kung Fu She-Devils *** And You'll Also See the Grisly *** Resurrection of the Astro Dolls *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Shock-O-Vision!!!
Cheers,
joe