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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | For their big Reunion Show next weekend - YooFoo Dolls with Hafada Band and Punch the Poet!! | Awk Jam rippin' it up with the masters of rhythm&blues: The Wet Ultraviolet Snacks |
The Blue Note extended set this Thursday. Four hours of Liz Phair and Elton John Call 555-5240 for tickets! | Winthropland tearin' it up with ... Ed Can Foxtrot |
Cheers,
joe