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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Six:
"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out Scott Lesser or checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Denny's!
Damp Irritable Bowel Syndrome
with
SpaceToad!
Pissed Boyzzz!
and KoalaFishMutantBird Style!
| The Untereinach Bleiiengeuback Philharmonic Orchestra Tribute Band performing for the first time with ... The Mighty Mighty Mighty Tosstones |
Destroying Plums needs TR404-player. We play bluegrass, heavily influenced by Quoove Society, Folkheads, and Cheap Lads In Town. Contact Cosey at 555-6960. | The Enorm playing a benefit concert with the masters of disco: Mahogany Foothill Call (492) 555-9567 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe