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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | <<< Auntie Nuclear Warhead >>> Will Be Appearing at These Studios: 8/1 Altamont Speedway 4/27 London's Autumnfest Call 555-7272 for more info! | Locust Choad showing a rare moment of unity with ... Keanu Reeves and the Pandas Call 555-8951 for tickets! |
Rawkin' Grudge Match needs Singer. We play art rock, heavily influenced by Ronald Reagan's Strap-on, Big Blue Phallus, and Dead Furious Yellow Wolf Infestations. Contact Marilyn at 555-1354. | Monday August 17th -- LIVE at G. Willikers Family Restaurant It's KLF .. with special guests The Surfing Sandstones |
Cheers,
joe