Joe "Catfish" Provo's Updating Web Pages

bodies may be made of fire, but souls are made of ice

-the Cure


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What is FNORD? FNORD turns YOU into a 9 year old hindu boy!

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Doherty Memorial High School extended set this Thursday.
 Two hours of Hot-swap Seagull

Tonight at College of the Holy Cross!
 The Oraenge Hitchcocks
 with a special solo folky performance by
Seann Ives (of Overmen for "Bob")!

Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
 Boy Women's Gray-Purple Color Blind Corporation
 with
Friggin' Kids Down Nine Blocks!
  The Patti Smith Project!
    and Churchbell Weasel Infestation!

Kickin' it one time old school next Summer - 
Yo Yo Ma's Armada 
with Dead 2 Massive 2 Cease-and-Desist 
and Sizable Sluggy!!

Cheers,
joe