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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Little-known Joe Fact Number Seventy:
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I suggest visiting my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student was walking by the temple when he met a learned master. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of true peace?" The master answered: "What is the moon without the tree?" After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe