Catfish's Web Stuff

we will pour our jars in reservoirs
and turn the world off

-Tear Garden


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Little-known JZP Fact Number Two:
He was born in Virginia, though he has no Southern accent.

"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Leominster Drive-In:

   DON'T MISS this Spine-Tingling Feature!

  *** Graveyard of the Psycho Twinkies ***

   And don't miss Ethel Merman's last role in

   *** Land of the Voodoo Pygmies ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!

Cheers,
joe