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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 99:
"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler..
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Romance Movie Fans! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Kingdom of the Creeping Fiends *** Together With the Equally Spine-Tingling *** Flesh Eating Pit Bulls from the Deep *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Smell-O-Vision... you can tell quality when it smells!!!
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joe