"Catfish" Joe's Modulating Site

Bleed is music, and bleed is a good thing.

-Richard Harte, Mission of Burma's producer


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish reeling-ripe measle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou cockered spur-galled ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Five-Hundred and Five:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

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I suggest you visit Current Weather Conditions in the CSL and checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company... before it is too late.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a disciple saw a wise master by a meadow.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of complete enlightenment?"
Said the master: "When the sun is under the branch, then there shall be wisdom."
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe