Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped fen-sucked hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou boil-brained bum-bailey, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
These pages look just great with Lynx. Download your own copy of Lynx Now!
Little-known JZP Fact Number 8:
???OTHERQUOTES???
Might I suggest visiting Bozo Texino or checking out GweepCo, NOW!
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Restaurant Owner Barbecues Forty-Nine Soldiers ...and serves them to unsuspecting customers
Cheers,
joe