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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler.... before it is too late.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a disciple saw a master by the river. "Oh Master," said the student, "How do I experience awareness?" The master bounced a loaf of bread off the student's ear. At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe