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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to GweepCo now.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student encountered an old master by the road. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the laugh of a woman?" The master murmered: "What is the horse without the quiet?" In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe