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Word-of-the-Moment:
Tayback
Well-known Catfish Fact Number Three-Hundred:
"If someone has enough time for politics, they clearly need more real work to do."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Princess Grace Died From Eating Kiwis", Proves Spuds McKenzie. -- But Beatrice Calls the Claims Foolish
Cheers,
joe