The Catfish's Web Grunk

Lithium is no longer available on credit.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mewling hasty-witted pumpion, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou unmuzzled hell-hated death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Sirius Cybernetics!
 Hip Fifth Wife for Happy Fun Ball! 
Shields and Yarnell say "Smoking is cool".
Still legal in three states! 

Cheers,
joe