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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Six:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Survey Shocker: Americans Would Rather Write a Live Role Playing Game about Watergate Than Be President!
Cheers,
joe