"Catfish" Joe's Perpetually Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

How about a cure for the addictive personality?

-Sunshine Blind


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the little squeak your bedroom floor makes when you get up to get a drink of water after a really, really bad dream.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Thirteen:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

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I suggest that you hop over to netcowboy or checking out Bill Marr's Survey Central... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a disciple was walking by the temple when he encountered a master.
Said the student to the master: "What is the heart of a fool?"
The master answered: "What is the hand without the motion?"
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe