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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eight:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit my friend, Ben "Limey" Bennett now.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's "Legalize Minoxodil" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Huge Tree Chicks Sans Pants Bill's Big Nostril GORP Underground RooSpoo Dolls . . . with Ergot Snorting weirdos! | Kilroy's Pomegranate playing a benefit concert with ... Major Randee and the Rad Saplings ... Free Cocaine at the door! |
Takin' the stage, "The ABC" with Assault Against The Spigot Tots On the Block and M.C. Super-Nif-T and M.C. Kewl I | Fulfilling their contractual obligation next weekend - 2 Nif-T 2 Cease with The New Orleans Gweeps and Roove Navy!! |
Cheers,
joe