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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a shared restroom.

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 7:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting Steve Richardson and checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
707 State
 takin' the stage with
 the masters of trip-hop:
The Yellou Fellinis

You won't want to miss next year's Woodstock Nine!

FIVE BANDS!
Pissing Limes
Rhythm&Blues Strike
The Damp Red Snacks
The Artists Formerly Known as the Family Ingot
Grandmother Sword
 . . . with Freakshow on the Fourth stage

  -#-  The Kneecap Poots -#-
Will Play at These Clubs:
7/4          The Mad Raven 
9/5          The Gweepdome 
6/26          Moe's 
5/18          College of the Holy Cross 
6/21          Fenway Park 
7/12          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 
6/3          G. Willikers Family Restaurant 
9/22          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 
4/24          Founders DAKA

Uranium Lady
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
XOVRG

Cheers,
joe