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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 6:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s staging (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts; ASAP.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New... 
 From The Sprawl... 
   the latest in IBM's My Sister the Dirt Bike _The Early Years_ Playset series ...
       Striking Millionaire! 

Cheers,
joe