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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 2008:
"The people who say "there's so much $BAD now" make me want to punch them. We have more information and greater access to it. That's it. There have always been stalkers, pervs, pedos, etc. It isn't useful to focus on "what has changed from an imagined past" rather "what can we *do* about things now"."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out my friend, Josh Brandt, NOW!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sunday April 10th -- LIVE at Foxboro Stadium It's Japan Discrimination .. with special guests Chemical Brothers | Kickin' ass this weekend - Whaleeye the Bullshit Elephant with Judas Missionary and Computer Board!! |
Live at The Harlem Brewery and Grille!
Bleiwachacksteinach Uebereinuchs
with
The Medicine!
Knee Emax!
and Preacher Violation!
| Live at The Middle East!
One Kilometer Nails
with
Flesh Eating Orange Blackberries!
Hair Snaredrum!
and Grrrrlz Next Door!
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Cheers,
joe