Joe "Catfish" Provo's Shifting Pages

I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing shard-borne hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring boil-brained hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-trivial

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Three-Hundred:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Ned Ames Crucifies Seven Cosmetologists In Drunken Rampage.

Cheers,
joe