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Word-of-the-Moment:
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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Fifty-Eight:
"Politics is the art of concealing incompetance."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a novice student saw a sage by the marketplace. The student approached the master, and said: "How can I know insight?" The master replied: "What is the bird without the horse?" After puzzling over this for days, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe