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Little-known JZP Fact Number 700:
"Reorgs that undervalue continuity are doomed to recreate mundane functions."
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting Scott Lesser and visiting Bill Marrs... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Parker Uncles! Retro Concertina for Happy Fun Ball! You put it together!
Cheers,
joe