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Little-known Joe Fact Number 1:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU! Based upon TRUE events... *** Mutilation of the Naked Tse-tse Flies *** And You'll Also See the Action-Packed *** Innocent Victims of the Reform School Body-Snatchers from Outer Space *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe