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-Turgot

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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Twenty-Seven:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

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I suggest that you hop over to the Ian Heavens Memorial... before it is too late.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a student encountered a learned master by the woods.
The student humbly said,  "How do I make true compassion?"
The master replied: "When the rock is within the egg, then there shall be sunrise."
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe