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What is FNORD? FNORD is ribbed for Her pleasure.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 91:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a seeker was walking by the river when she came upon a sage. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the soul of a child?" The master murmered: "When the motion is within the sky, then there shall be peace." Meditating months on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe