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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Two:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

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Might I suggest visiting my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Performing for the first time, "SpaceLion"
 with
WaspBone
Teed Dads
 and Fed Blimp
Call 555-4263 for tickets!

Live at Alden Hall Basement!
 The Chicken Pox Posse
 with
The Choir Tribute Band!
  Parent Smasher!
    and Seven Rod Hinges!

Hurricane Armada
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with ...
Joy Navy
Call 555-4942 for tickets!

Tonight at The Colliseum!
 Soover
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Bob Vila (of Raging Rutabega)!

Cheers,
joe