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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Six:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Belgium Accordion playing their last show with ... Triangular Lent ... Free Sugar at the door! | You won't want to miss this year's Despair Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Ipecac The Screaming Spleens Leopard Caps Sleep-Deprived Dads Lobsters on Angel Dust . . . with Paul McCartney taking a cannonball in the gut! |
Tonight at Becker College! DJ Human Ash Dealer and the Hoss Congressman with a special solo acoustic performance by Liz Phair (of Polio)! | Frog Bowties playing a benefit concert with ... Steve's Kiwi |
Cheers,
joe