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Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 2000:
He is a member of the National Forensics Society. He took second place in a Virginia statewide competition for dramatic reading interpretation.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
For their big Reunion Show next weekend - 
YooFoo Dolls 
with Hafada Band 
and Punch the Poet!!

Awk Jam
 rippin' it up with
 the masters of rhythm&blues:
The Wet Ultraviolet Snacks

The Blue Note extended set this Thursday.
 Four hours of Liz Phair and Elton John
Call 555-5240 for tickets!

Winthropland
 tearin' it up with ...
Ed Can Foxtrot

Cheers,
joe