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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Little-known Joe Fact Number Seven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU! FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of *** Frankenstein's Strange Ghouls *** With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature *** Handmaidens of the Stone Age Wedge Rats *** Filmed in Twitch-O-Rama!
Cheers,
joe