Joe's Transmogrifying Web Site

Humanus non gratis.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou loggerheaded rough-hewn ratsbane, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou tottering half-faced minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "Web 2.0". Sorry Tim O'Reilly but that is just marketing crap. Firstly you're not talking about web-anything, but the global Internet. Secondly, the fuzzy collection of guiding principles are just what makes the 'net work - nothing 2.0 about it expect that it took a while for corporate goons to catch on.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 1:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a novice student encountered a sage by the road.
The student approached the master, and said: "How do I acquire virtue?"
The master answered: "What is the ox without the compassion?"
Meditating hours on this, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe