Joe's Often Transforming Stuff

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eight:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Repertory Theatre's production of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
UMASS Amherst extended set this Friday.
 Nine hours of Boyzzz Sans Shirts

Bishop Violation needs Drummer.
We play synth-pop, heavily influenced by
Beat Navy,
Televisionhead,
and Assorted Thunder Fan Clubs.  Contact Cosey at  (545) 555-9611.

Takin' the stage, "Shoe Horn"
 with
Girl Jam
Tuba Ear 
 and TickBone
Call  (101) 555-2797 for tickets!

Knives for Lapdance needs Bassist.
We play soul, heavily influenced by
KRadTones,
Assorted Metric Functions,
and Sonic Rod.  Contact Cosey at  (359) 555-5649.

Cheers,
joe