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I Want a BB Gun and a Glass Eye!

-Happy Flowers


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 6:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

In Irate Rage, Junkie Mauls Ninety-Four, Self.

Cheers,
joe