Crimson's Perpetually Unfolding Junk

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths


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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Six:
He attended Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out Scott Lesser or checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Denny's!
 Damp Irritable Bowel Syndrome
 with
SpaceToad!
  Pissed Boyzzz!
    and KoalaFishMutantBird Style!

The Untereinach Bleiiengeuback Philharmonic Orchestra Tribute Band
 performing for the first time with ...
The Mighty Mighty Mighty Tosstones

Destroying Plums needs TR404-player.
We play bluegrass, heavily influenced by
Quoove Society,
Folkheads,
and Cheap Lads In Town.  Contact Cosey at 555-6960.

The Enorm
 playing a benefit concert with
 the masters of disco:
Mahogany Foothill
Call  (492) 555-9567 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe