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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a disciple saw a wise master by a meadow. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of complete enlightenment?" Said the master: "When the sun is under the branch, then there shall be wisdom." At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe