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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Seventy:
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Go check out Saki's World!
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! Based upon TRUE events... *** Triumph of the Swamp Disc Jockeys *** With the Action-Packed Second Feature *** Mark of the Decrepit Monkeys from Jim Dandy *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICON!!!
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