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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Greendale Mall extended set this Friday. Three hours of Screaming Buzz | Upright Bassist, looking for an opening. Experienced in acid, gospel, and rhythm&blues. I like speedfolk, especially Meddling Anthrax. Call Reginald at 555-4456. |
Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Thursday. Two hours of Parallelogram Call 555-2019 for tickets! | Low Fidelity MassiveStars ripping the roof off with the masters of thrash: The Artists Formerly Known as the Fucknuts |
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