Joe Provo's Junk

Certum est qui impossible est

-Tertullian


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Restaurant Owner Grills Eighty-Four CS Geeks ...and serves them to unsuspecting customers!

Cheers,
joe