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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tuesday November 22nd -- LIVE at Ellsworth 15 It's Teens In Town .. with special guests Negativland | Tearing down the walls, "Reep Red" with Tornado Against The Bucket Yodeling Seagulls and Yom Kippur Emporium |
Live at Naked Tim's Living Room!
The Tire Tribe
with
Mixing Gut!
Hep Swine!
and Happiness Fleet!
| Rocky Point extended set this Friday. Four hours of Teens Left at the Next Light |
Cheers,
joe