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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 2:
He played brass in F (French Horn, Flugel Horn, et al) in concert band and marching band for well over 6 years.

"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out Burn All GIFs! now.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Stoh Coffee
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Porno Stars
 ... Free Amphetamines at the door!

Live at Jillian's On Park Ave!
 Red Sabbath
 with
Jaded Blue Screwers!
  Huge Seagully!
    and An Afternoon Protest!
Call  (276) 555-3157 for tickets!

Monday September 6th -- LIVE at Harrington Auditorium
It's KBV
 .. with special guests Grateful Head
Call  (894) 555-2187 for tickets!

Tonight at Ellsworth 15!
 404 Nation
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Joe Provo (of Einspanach Abspanwankwechwachflogeuch)!

Cheers,
joe