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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Performing for the first time in America this Summer - The Cleveland Eaters with Bellboys and Fast Flame!! | The Honky Tonk Telegrams appearing for one time only with ... Peeved Arcturan Mega-White Guys |
WTBD's Studio extended set this Thursday. Six hours of Skunky Ree, Gunky Boo | These Will Be Fathers needs CZ404ist. We play new wave, heavily influenced by FrogBone, Dead Gopher Uniforms, and The Furious Brown Preachers. Contact Chris at 555-7569. |
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joe