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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Nine:
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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One chilly evening, a student was walking by the temple when he spied a sage. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of deep peace?" Said the master: "When the tree is away from the madman, then there shall be full goodness." With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe