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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seventy:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam, Ian Heavens Memorial, or the Straight Dope.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Paranormal Presidents *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Baffling *** Invasion of the Uranium Lizards from the Rings of Saturn *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
joe