Joe Provo's Perpetually Unfolding World-Wide-Weirdness

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave when you kick them.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seventy-Four:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Worcester's Springfest!
 Africaland
 with
Pet Shop Acne!
  Piss the Men in Black!
    and Ripshit Red Bass Players!

Cool Mosquito
 united for the first time on stage with ...
Dead Blimp
 ... Free Human Ashes at the door!

Playing their last show next Winter - 
Rock March 
with Stubborn M 
and Dead The Killing Guts!!

Monday November 4th -- LIVE at Red Rocks
It's Past Audio of Lemuria
 .. with special guests Reptile Zippers

Cheers,
joe