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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Ninety:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend checking out Scott Lesser and that you hop over to Bill Marrs; ASAP.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans!

   A Sphincter-Clenching TRUE story!

  *** Tower of the Indestructible Au Pair Girls ***

   And You'll Also See the Gripping

   *** Curse of the Evil Armadillos from Another Galaxy ***

   BANNED in 3 Countries!

Cheers,
joe