Joseph Z Provo's Web Page

When your fear is strong
when you fear your life
then your fear is wrong
set free your past

-Bauhaus


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing toad-spotted baggage, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish ill-nurtured coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 7:
He was in the NIC WHOIS database before the InterNIC and DDN WHOIS databases split. There's still info in the DDN WHOIS. Look up the tag "JZP".

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Might I suggest checking out my friend, Saki's World (Excellent! Party on!).

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Extreme Locust's Blood for Executive Producer Brigade! 
From Parker Sisters! 
In stores now! 

Cheers,
joe