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I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a young student came upon a wise master by the road. The student approached the master, and said: "How can I come to know compassion?" Said the master: "When the sunset is covered with the breath, then there shall be full peace." After puzzling over this for weeks, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe