"Catfish" Joe's Crap

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou roguish beetle-headed codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning dizzy-eyed jolthead, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company and you visit the Straight Dope, NOW!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Performing for the first time, "The Supervisors"
 with
Peep Shows For Zippy
Red Balloon
 and The French Horn Loogie
Call  (061) 555-2964 for tickets!

Kickin' ass, "Yodeling Koalas"
 with
Computer Hair
The Edward Heath Project
 and Knives for 19 Lashings

You won't want to miss this weekend's KUKA Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
DuDoo Dolls
SwatProngs
Many Micro Tribes
The Flunkees
Feral Bosses
 . . . with live demos of body piercing by Eric Dolphy!

GreatWoods extended set this Friday.
 Three hours of Liz and Mike

Cheers,
joe