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Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.

Well-known Catfish Fact Number Five:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre's staging of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

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Cheers,
joe