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The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou venomed hedge-born hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou clouted reeling-ripe clack-dish, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Two:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

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Might I suggest you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company; ASAP.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Gweepco Has Secret Base on Planet Reebok. -- Enthralling Unretouched Photos!

Cheers,
joe