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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Wednesday October 1st -- LIVE at The Depresso Bar It's Terminator the Meddling Gasket .. with special guests Scratch Locust | Squicking Doritos appearing for one time only with ... Boomtown Stunk All-Stars |
-*- Crush Ghods -*- Will Play at These Bars: 5/15 Elm Park 6/7 Store Twenty-Four On Highland Call (576) 555-3135 for more info! | Tonight at WBCN's Studio! InWorld with a special solo mellow performance by Roger Lavallee (of U1)! Call (237) 555-4417 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe