Crimson's Obligatory World-Wide-Weirdness

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave when you kick them.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number One:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting my friend, Saki's World (Excellent! Party on!)... before it is too late.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Galoob!
 Radical Slate Blue Wrestling Outfit for Mr. NYNEX employee Pool Cue! 

Cheers,
joe