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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred and Two:
"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Labour Day! A Spine-Tingling TRUE story! *** Hercules vs. The Creepy Bigfeet *** With Lassie! Also *** Blood Sport of the Satanic Amazons from CCC *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Last ten Minutes!
Cheers,
joe