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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Sixty:
"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Gweepdome's big screen! FEEL the Sheer *Gripping* TERROR of *** Revenge of the Zombie Creatures from Antarctica *** And don't miss Rock Hudson's last role in *** Legend of the Teenaged Women *** Raw, Unadulterated Caffeine WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe