Joe "Catfish" Provo's Growing Web Page

Your fear of dying is a fear of the dead
and you put coins on your eyes when you go to bed.

-The Dark


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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 31:
He drinks copious amounts of coffee.

"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Durgin Hall!
 Maim Managers
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Herbie HanPenis (of Brass Cock)!

The Mo'Betta'b
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
The Jupiter One Installer
 ... Free Ephedrines at the door!

Chemical Sisters needs Sound Woman.
We play trip-hop, heavily influenced by
Violet-Violet Catheters,
The Rampaging Yellow Popes,
and Meep Blue.  Contact Vincent at 555-5180.

Live at Moe's!
 Machine Knuckle
 with
RLR!
  Big Bird!
    and The Artist Formerly Known as Elton John!

Cheers,
joe