Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Page

Stay away from morons, idiots and psychotic people.

-Jerry Casale

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clouted bat-fowling hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank foot-licker, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Cheers,
joe