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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Well-known JZP Fact Number 107:
"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting my friend, Jack Jansen.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Onlookers Horrified as Hillary Rodham Clinton Gorges On Smurfberry Crunch. -- It's True!
Cheers,
joe