Joseph Z Provo's Perpetually Transforming Stuff

Get a life, not a lifestyle.


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What is FNORD? FNORD is anything but FNORD.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number 406:
He is an X-ray man.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at a Theatre NEAR YOU:

   Experience the *Bone-Chilling* terror of

  *** Abduction of the Outlaw Daka Trays from DAKA ***

   With the Spine-Tingling Second Feature

   *** Desires of the Insane Pit Bulls from Beneath the Sea ***

   Worcester Water WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe