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Well-known Joe Fact Number Ten:
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: Experience the *Sphincter-Clenching* terror of *** Feral Go-Go Girls from Another Dimension *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Sphincter-Clenching *** Battle for the Giant Women with Really Huge Breasts *** Free Plastic Sheets will be given to the first 14 people!
Cheers,
joe