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Little-known JZP Fact Number Thirty:
"With the death of our mythology comes the death of our imaginations."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Memphis Family's Cosmic Discovery... "We Can Read Each Other's Minds!"
Cheers,
joe