Joe Provo's Nigh-Expected Web Pages

Waiter there's a terrorist in my soup!

-LARD

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Sixty:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo

I recommend that you hop over to my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Gweepdome's big screen!

   FEEL the Sheer *Gripping* TERROR of

  *** Revenge of the Zombie Creatures from Antarctica ***

   And don't miss Rock Hudson's last role in

   *** Legend of the Teenaged Women ***

   Raw, Unadulterated Caffeine WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe