Crimson's Web lou-WOW!

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou saucy clapper-clawed pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou plume-plucked mumble-news, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.



Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Two:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro... 
 From Radio City Music Hall... 
   the latest in IBM, LLC's Yentl Attack Bus line ...
       Peter Weller! 
May produce sparks.  

Cheers,
joe