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The locals scream and shout a bit
But we don't let that affect us
We're here to lend a helping hand
In case they don't elect us

-Billy Bragg


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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Two:
He had classes with Joger, and knew who it was.

"Any sufficiently advanced understanding of technology is indistinguishable from nihilism."
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel extended set this Saturday.
 Four hours of Big Wasp Truck
Call 555-7468 for tickets!

Tapireye the Teed Lemur needs Guitarist.
We play operacore, heavily influenced by
Purl Jam,
Blue Chaoflux,
and Big Offensive.  Contact Alice at 555-6625.

Punch-drunk Politicians needs Vocalist.
We play punk, heavily influenced by
Spigot Band,
Roach Cock,
and 2 Heavy 2 Stop.  Contact Margo at 555-6335.

  ###  M.C. Buggin' ###
Will Play at These Quite Good Studios:
5/5          Wachusett Regional High School 
10/10          Moe's 
Call  (104) 555-0137 for more info!

Cheers,
joe