Joe "Catfish" Provo's Stuff

He's speed racer and he drive real fast.

-DEVO


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Terminology misuse.

Little-known JZP Fact Number Fourty-Seven:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

???OTHERQUOTES???

I suggest that you hop over to the Ian Heavens Memorial and checking out Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  ===  The Pissed Red Rabbis ===
Will Play at These Nice Clubs:
1/5          Durgin Hall 
3/30          Eleni's Midnite Cafe 
Call 555-4742 for more info!

You won't want to miss next year's Woodstock Five!

FIVE BANDS!
Rolling Toes
Kneecap Tenor Sax
Atlanta Monk Super-Stars
The Riding Stalactites
Wormtown Monk Super-Stars
 . . . with Cosey playing Connect-the-Piercings

  !!!  The Gunkees !!!
Are Scheduled To Play at These Nasty Cafes:
5/30          MIT 
9/16          Wembley Stadium 
Call 555-2047 for more info!

Ripping the roof off, "The Wire Posse"
 with
Hordes of India
Joy Fleet
 and LooRoo Dolls
Call 555-4644 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe