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Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread


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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou craven hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish idle-headed flax-wench, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

PIPING HOT!!

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Nineteen:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Riverside Drive-In:

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Frozen Cobras from Nowhere ***

   And don't miss Ethel Merman's last role in

   *** Sanctum of the Shrinking Druids ***

   BANNED in 14 Countries!

Cheers,
joe