Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dissembling common-kissing canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou surly vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Gweeps love Caches!
Try SQUID...
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Sixty-Six:
???OTHERQUOTES???
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Vocalist, looking to play out. Experienced in industrial, rhumba, and disco. I like ambient, especially U1. Call Mike at 555-5286. | The Middle East extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of Emeraldland |
DJ Heavy Beat ripping the roof off with ... Swan the Digital Nut ... Free Brown Acid at the door! | GreatWoods extended set this Friday. Five hours of Femme Men's Punch-drunk Division |
Cheers,
joe