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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 3:
"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit my friend, Josh Brandt.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Angry Corporal Destruction Eats! New, from TAO, Co., LLC. Homemaker says "Call my 900 number and remember: Never swim for 1/2hr after eating".
Cheers,
joe