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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 27:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Talking Choads performing for the first time in America with ... Cleo's Calculator ... Free Goofballs at the door! | Werewolf Reginald needs Singer. We play skronk, heavily influenced by Big Vibrator, The Red Hot Oranges, and DuToo Dolls. Contact Madonna at 555-1672. |
Performing for the first time in America this evening - DJ Waihyip Aardvark T with Awk Jam and Armadas of Canada!! | Disgruntled Bosses needs Sound Woman. We play disco, heavily influenced by Diphallic Wombats, Dinosaurey Imps, and Intend Shrubbery. Contact Reginald at 555-1781. |
Cheers,
joe