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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Riverside Drive-In! DON'T MISS this Unearthly Feature! *** Legacy of the Cosmic Mole People *** And Tim Curry Returns as "Nurse Goodbody" in *** Master of the Nazi Bigfeet *** Free Wet-naps will be given to Everyone in the first fourteen rows!
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