Catfish's Web Crap

A lie for a lie
A truth for a truth
and I've nothing left to lose
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Three:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at GreatWoods!
 Norbatul
 with a special solo folky performance by
Paul McCartney (of Zydeco Feud)!

Beatbox Ankle 
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of blues:
SMTP64

Live at Edward's Auditorium!
 Tayopa and Cosey
 with
An Afternoon Fury!
  The Artists Formerly Known as the Neutaubde Laispane Philharmonic Orchestra!
    and Cardinal!

You won't want to miss this Monday's GweepCo Talent Show!

FIVE BANDS!
The Ocarina Fucknut
Sex Armada
Yer Ma's Emporium
Lobster the Digital Crankshaft
Wolf Style
 . . . with S&M Shades available at the concessions!
Call 555-3886 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe