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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 9:
"The people who say "there's so much $BAD now" make me want to punch them. We have more information and greater access to it. That's it. There have always been stalkers, pervs, pedos, etc. It isn't useful to focus on "what has changed from an imagined past" rather "what can we *do* about things now"."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Wednesday August 18th -- LIVE at Worcester State College It's Buzz .. with special guests The Seattle Thrashers | Kickin' it one time old school this Fall - Southern Yellow Pine Mountain with Fuck Your Cop and Present Noise of Bangkok!! |
The Palladium extended set this Friday. Four hours of Run KGB | Defy the SysAdmins for their big Reunion Show with ... Livid Parents ... Free Crystal Pepsi at the door! |
Cheers,
joe