Joe "Catfish" Provo's Transforming Web lou-WOW!

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty half-faced boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gorbellied shard-borne death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Well-known Crimson Fact Number Eighty-Two:
He did research in the rare book room at the Library of Congress.

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Might I suggest you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central, Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere, or Mikael Cardell.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
 Laser Rifle for Movie Star Uhura!
From Better Plushies's McLean Stevenson Gang line. 
Still legal in three states!  

Cheers,
joe