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People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Performing for the first time this Autumn - Primus with Fuzzbox and Swoop Anteatah Bird and the Kool Boys!! | The Squeezebox Family Concrete playing their last show with ... Mike's VCR |
Tuesday July 5th -- LIVE at Bison County It's Big Lapdance .. with special guests Donato's Accordion Family Ingot | Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub! SpaceFish with a special solo a capella performance by Marv Albert (of Blue Trussmas)! |
Cheers,
joe