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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Eight-Thousand and Four:
He likes interoperability, open standards and systems. Proprietary, closed systems are full of holes that could be resolved by making them open.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program or visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company now.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a disciple was walking by the well when he met a master.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How do I acquire full wisdom?"
Said the master: "What is the star without the silence?"
In that moment, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe