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Big brains have more fun!

-Negativland


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mangled guts-griping beetle-headed flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou venomed hedge-born haggard, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Well-known JZP Fact Number Seventy-Six:
In 1999, the mutt mailer finally got him to stop using traditional BSD Mail.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting GweepNet.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Leominster Drive-In!

   FEEL the Sheer *Heart-Pounding* TERROR of

  *** Black Mass of the Satanic Tse-tse Flies ***

   And You'll Also See the Heart-Pounding

   *** Secret Ceremony of the Bloodthirsty Babies ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe