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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number One:
"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit my friend, Bill Marrs... before it is too late.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Riverside Drive-In! Experience the *Throat-Gripping* terror of *** Legacy of the Violent Robots *** Together With the Equally Sphincter-Clenching *** Handmaidens of the Sensuous Abominable Snowmen *** Filmed in Smell-O-Vision!
Cheers,
joe