jprovo's Perpetually Shifting Web Crap

Waiter there's a terrorist in my soup!

-LARD


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou froward milk-livered clack-dish, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling earth-vexing foot-licker, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Tayback

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Six:
He has nine new lives every day!

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Gambling Mr. Spock! New from Hasbro.  
Operate in area with adequate ventilation.  

Cheers,
joe