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Well-known Catfish Fact Number Twelve:
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Might I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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From The Sprawl...
the latest in NYNEX Corp's Striking Teamster League series ...
Sandra Bullock!
NOC Playset sold separately.
Cheers,
joe