Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Rotating Web Pages

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson


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AUTOMOBBING SWING VOLTON

Little-known JZP Fact Number 3:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory's production of Blue Window (1990).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting my friend, the art of Matt Towler. now.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at W.Q. McSeafoods !
 Enormous Blue Wang
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Paul McCartney (of Manager Destroyer)!
Call  (944) 555-5252 for tickets!

Maim Your Cop
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Chunky Lee, Trumpy Doo

Ripping the roof off, "The Ignoreb"
 with
The Festering Spleens
Swampy McGonigle and the Queers
 and Psychotic Gods

The Bangkok Beerworks extended set this Thursday.
 Eight hours of Kids Inc.

Cheers,
joe