Joseph Z Provo's Frequently Mutating World-Wide-Weirdness

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing rude-growing foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou craven boil-brained gudgeon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)

Little-known Joe Fact Number Thirty-Two:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Ops mean never getting to say "I'm busy"."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Graveyard of the Mongo Hacker d00Ds ***

   And William Shatner Returns as "Mrs Pap Shmear" in

   *** Egyptian Geckos from Mars ***

   Free Vomit Bags will be given to people whose
   names begin with V!

Cheers,
joe