Joe's Site

One more study filed away... now we can overdose in peace.

-Sunshine Blind

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy toad-spotted haggard, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny rump-fed death-token, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"While a laptop can be used as a hammer, one shouldn't be confused when it afterwards behaves erratically."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit my friend, the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Awesome... 
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       Joe Provo! 
Richard Basehart says "Never Whistle while you're pissing". 

Cheers,
joe