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Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man.

-King Crimson


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Panopticism

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 5:
He was allergic to all forms of tomato products when he was young. He first ate pizza and didn't have a bad reaction when he was 16.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Harem of the Unimaginable Damned ***

   Together With the Equally Throat-Gripping

   *** Attack of the Hillbilly Armadillos ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe