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Waiter there's a terrorist in my soup!

-LARD


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Ten:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

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I recommend you visit my friend, Scott Lesser now.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Fan Clubs of Russia
 performing for the first time in America with ...
U0

Past Sonance of Chitown
 shakin' the foundations with ...
Poppy
 ... Free Donuts at the door!

You won't want to miss next Tuesday's Nashville Swing Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Rabbi Billy Bob Monk
Bishop Violation
The Norb
Marilyn's Raisin
Sadness Navy
 . . . with Interpretive Dance by AEJ
Call 555-0343 for tickets!

Big Peep Show
 headlining an all ages show with
 the masters of folk-glam:
DJ Scream-a-Lot

Cheers,
joe