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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Twenty-Three:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe