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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Quackery Choir performing for the first time in America with ... Trip-Hop Crusade Call 555-8986 for tickets! | Knoop Piggy KoalaFishMutantBird and the Boys fulfilling their contractual obligation with ... Future Sonance of New Orleans ... Free Hooch at the door! |
Wednesday February 16th -- LIVE at G. Willikers Family Restaurant It's Waihyip Dinosaur .. with special guests The Heart Poots | Wet Girlies Left at the Next Light playing their last show with ... Copper Prick |
Cheers,
joe