Joseph Z Provo's Crap

Do you feel like a pool of digits?

-Negativland


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dissembling shard-borne hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy clay-brained codpiece, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Four-Hundred and Eight:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit netcowboy.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Wrath of the Teenaged Hyenas ***

   With the Spine-Tingling Second Feature

   *** Amazon Sidehackers ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe