Catfish's Transmogrifying Web Page

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy ill-nurtured gudgeon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fobbing shard-borne flap-dragon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Three-Hundred and Five:
/* He has been jprovo at gnu.ai.mit.edu since 1990.

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Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"I Remember All Sixty-Four of My Previous Incarnations," Announces Paul Schaeffer.

Cheers,
joe