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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 91:
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I recommend checking out the online game Urban Dead, GweepNet, or Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Gweepdome's big screen: Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Bondage of the Daleks *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Mistress of the Inflatable Dinosaurs *** Filmed in Smell-O-Vision!
Cheers,
joe