Joe "Crimson" Provo's Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

Humanus non gratis.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Three:
In 1999, the mutt mailer finally got him to stop using traditional BSD Mail.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting Jack Jansen and you visit SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts now.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Morgan DAKA!
 Kill SysAdmins
 with
Seven Small Functions!
  An Evening Seagull Infestation!
    and The TeeHee's!

Ben Hutchins's Choir needs Singer.
We play skronk, heavily influenced by
Dolby Digital Celebrities,
Loop Elephanty Dog and the BlowHappy Hamsters,
and The Screaming Infrared Nuns.  Contact Laura at 555-7318.

M.C. Maim-a-Lot
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of new wave:
Zinc Melts into Nickel
Call 555-5231 for tickets!

Truck Dimple
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
Big Kitten

Cheers,
joe