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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Warm Tomatoes playing their last show with ... The Yellou Scorceces ... Free STP at the door! | Smoove Armada needs Vocalist. We play avant-garde, heavily influenced by Sting, Platypusface, and Heat Army. Contact Bill at 555-6571. |
You won't want to miss this Autumn's Phoebe Cates Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! StoatBone The Steve Reeves Underground Enormous Frog Waltham Swing Workshop Antidote Underground (U.K.) . . . with Kilroy walking a Flaming Tightrope! | SpacePlatypus needs Vocalist. We play opera, heavily influenced by Cleo and Margo, Daughter AK-47, and Intend Shrubbery. Contact Randee at 555-6244. |
Cheers,
joe