Joe "Catfish" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

The locals scream and shout a bit
But we don't let that affect us
We're here to lend a helping hand
In case they don't elect us

-Billy Bragg


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourty:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's showing (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at The Rose Bowl!
 The DMA
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Bob Spores (of SpaceWombat)!

Takin' the stage, "Sergeant Watermelon and the Bullshit Lead"
 with
The Dunkees
Sheep Madonna
 and Nun Violation

Concierges
 kickin' it one time old school with ...
The Sisterhood
 ... Free Bath Salts at the door!
Call 555-2951 for tickets!

Showing a rare moment of unity, "NooSoo Dolls"
 with
Thrash Might Destroy Itself
Nickel Lady
 and Blue Christmas

Cheers,
joe