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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Gweepdome extended set this Friday. Three hours of Square Navy | The Eric Dolphy Project performing for the first time with ... The Switzerland Postcards ... Free Sugar at the door! |
Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Friday. Eight hours of Smoke Signals to Marilyn | Tuesday October 13th -- LIVE at The Greendale Mall It's Major Purple .. with special guests Watch City Glam Plant |
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joe