Joseph Z Provo's Durn Web Stuff

I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty doghearted pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning guts-griping bugbear, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Panopticism

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 806:
He coins new terms regularly: 'certifiction': vendor certification.

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I suggest you visit Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student was walking by the market when he met a master.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How can I come to know full peace?"
Upon hearing this, the master struck the student with a stick.
At that, the disciple became the master.

Cheers,
joe