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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Ninety-Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's Newport Jazz Festival! FIVE BANDS! The Noah Vawter Band Judas Pastor Lick the Porno Star White Billy Bob Horkin' Cock Ring . . . with Happy Ben-- in a cage! | Playing their last show, "Dames & Company" with The Mighty Mighty Mighty Tosstones Nashville Rap Factory and ULXYL |
Shakin' the foundations this evening - The Artists Formerly Known as the Tzeueinack Kaltwankwaldsteinuck Philharmonic Orchestra with Reginald's Big Toe and SpaceChicken!! Call (293) 555-9809 for tickets! | Zoove Experience needs Emax-player. We play filk, heavily influenced by R&R Dubstep Forge, Bila Lithuania, and Chemical Aunties. Contact Rhonda at 555-8868. |
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joe