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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number 3050:
"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Christine Jesensky.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Android Claims Total Responsibility for Susan B. Anthony Dollar!
Cheers,
joe