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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Durgin Hall! Maim Managers with a special solo hypnotic performance by Herbie HanPenis (of Brass Cock)! | The Mo'Betta'b kickin' it one time old school with ... The Jupiter One Installer ... Free Ephedrines at the door! |
Chemical Sisters needs Sound Woman. We play trip-hop, heavily influenced by Violet-Violet Catheters, The Rampaging Yellow Popes, and Meep Blue. Contact Vincent at 555-5180. | Live at Moe's!
Machine Knuckle
with
RLR!
Big Bird!
and The Artist Formerly Known as Elton John!
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Cheers,
joe