Joe Provo's Frequently Unfolding Web lou-WOW!

I Don't Wanna Be a Pinhead No More

-The Ramones


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What is FNORD? FNORD is FNORD.

Well-known Catfish Fact Number Twelve:
He has worked as a part of Spunk Press since 1992. Documenting and archiving both historic and current real anarchism.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to the Straight Dope.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Big Raid (U.K.)
 playing their last show with ...
Pop Might Smash Itself
Call  (871) 555-6133 for tickets!

MP3 release party this weekend - 
Kill Your Cop 
with Evil Geniuses United Against Hunger 
and Chemical Shindig!!

Overlord Alice Folk
 jammin' with ...
The Loogie Tribute Band

  !!!  Squicking Smartfood !!!
Will Play at These Places:
5/3          The Plantation Club 
11/26          BioSphere 
10/27          The Eta Kappa Nu Fraternity 
4/12          Astro Subs 
9/17          The RamRod

Cheers,
joe