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Machines that don't behave when you kick them.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Worcester's Springfest!
Africaland
with
Pet Shop Acne!
Piss the Men in Black!
and Ripshit Red Bass Players!
| Cool Mosquito united for the first time on stage with ... Dead Blimp ... Free Human Ashes at the door! |
Playing their last show next Winter - Rock March with Stubborn M and Dead The Killing Guts!! | Monday November 4th -- LIVE at Red Rocks It's Past Audio of Lemuria .. with special guests Reptile Zippers |
Cheers,
joe