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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 6:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest checking out SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts; ASAP.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
New...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in IBM's My Sister the Dirt Bike _The Early Years_ Playset series ...
Striking Millionaire!
Cheers,
joe