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I suggest checking out my friend, Jack Jansen.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a student was walking by a field when she encountered a sage. The student humbly said, "What is the secret to truth?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up a rock and hit the student. After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe