JZP's Perpetually Fluctuating Web Pages

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fawning folly-fallen skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou quailing spongy loggerheaded hell-hated mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number 7:
He is a member of the National Forensics Society. He took second place in a Virginia statewide competition for dramatic reading interpretation.

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I suggest checking out the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, NOW!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Red Rocks!
 Lydia Lunch's Tribe
 with a special solo folky performance by
Steamy Mulch (of Mary's Alto BlowLions)!

You won't want to miss this evening's Woodstock Eight!

FIVE BANDS!
Experiences of Sweden
Foot Armada
Immense White Tool
Too Thrashers
Bold Offensive
 . . . with the vicious Admiral Scrumpdillicious Heat J!

Astro Subs extended set this Friday.
 Four hours of Happiness Squad

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Are Scheduled To Play at These Stages:
9/1          GreatWoods 
2/10          G. Willikers Family Restaurant 
Call 555-1452 for more info!

Cheers,
joe