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Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Little-known Joe Fact Number Five:
"While a laptop can be used as a hammer, one shouldn't be confused when it afterwards behaves erratically."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tuesday May 11th -- LIVE at Becker College It's The Hot Tangerines .. with special guests Bishop Position Call 555-0272 for tickets! | United for the first time on stage this Wednesday - Brown Funeral with Dedal and Ocarina Finger !! |
Watch City Brewery extended set this Friday. Four hours of Doo Destroyers | Toad Brak jammin' with ... AcrossWorld |
Cheers,
joe