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Bleed is music, and bleed is a good thing.

-Richard Harte, Mission of Burma's producer


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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He produced MW Rep's staging of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at GreatWoods!
 Tots 2 Guys
 with
Crimson Tot!
  Loud Rage!
    and Girl Women's Mute Fan Club!

The Cocoa Bean extended set this Thursday.
 Four hours of The Destroying Shooters
Call  (651) 555-2882 for tickets!

Rockin' the house, "Rich Girlies on Fresca"
 with
Mom Destroyer
Lapdances For Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos
 and Heavy Seagull

Tearing down the walls, "Kurosawa's Parallelograms"
 with
The Steve Richardson Nine
Ozzy Osbourne Octet
 and The Elton John Project

Cheers,
joe