JZP's Web Louou

Agony is born of Desire
That's what you get for Wanting.

-Moev


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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

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Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tearin' it up, "Emerald Imp"
 with
N1
Garbage Collectors United Against Plate Tectonics
 and Many Skinny Fan Clubs

You won't want to miss this evening's Loserpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Fresca Imps
Moop Stoaty Dog and the Stooges
Liz in Manacles
Autistic Prune
Chelsea Clinton's Riding Crop
 . . . with Temporary Hafadas by Brak!

  !!!  Rhonda and Steve !!!
Will Be Appearing at These Heavy Cafes:
11/23          The Iron Horse Pub 
5/6          Iggy's Cafe

Damp Daffodil needs Drumbox-player.
We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by
We Would Be Plants,
Feral Dames,
and Elbow Marimba.  Contact Joe at 555-4561.

Cheers,
joe