Catfish's Durn Web Crap

He's speed racer and he drive real fast.

-DEVO


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spleeny dismal-dreaming hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou pribbling boil-brained ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "mashup". Blend, mix, remix, edit and collage are all perfectly good words. Use them.

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number One-Hundred:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   A Throat-Gripping TRUE story!

  *** Frankenstein's Sensuous Rebels ***

   Together With the Equally Bone-Chilling

   *** Attack of the Samurai Majorettes from the Galactic Rim ***

   Worcester Water WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe