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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Ten lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number 1:
"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Rocky Point extended set this Friday. Eight hours of The Enorm | 505 State headlining an all ages show with ... Dread Dirigible Call (292) 555-4983 for tickets! |
Tuesday June 18th -- LIVE at Moe's It's German Industrial Giants: Ansenzeituestuckzeuban Bleispanspanuestsenstein .. with special guests Copper Cock | Jake & Earl's Roadhouse extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of Mother Battle Axe |
Cheers,
joe