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What is FNORD? FNORD is a palindrome for "Total Frontal Lobotomy"!
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eleven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit the Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"I Was Addicted to Flintstone Vitamins for Seventy-Two Days," Reveals Meg Ryan.
Cheers,
joe