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What is FNORD? FNORD is a giant 60' Anteater, and YOU are the ant.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eight:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit New Ways Of Thinking or that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Dangerous Lieutenant Doom Wets! New, from Fisher-Price.
Cheers,
joe