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Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou loggerheaded clay-brained harpy, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning earth-vexing dewberry, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Five:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"While a laptop can be used as a hammer, one shouldn't be confused when it afterwards behaves erratically."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tuesday May 11th -- LIVE at Becker College
It's The Hot Tangerines
 .. with special guests Bishop Position
Call 555-0272 for tickets!

United for the first time on stage this Wednesday - 
Brown Funeral 
with Dedal 
and Ocarina Finger !!

Watch City Brewery extended set this Friday.
 Four hours of Doo Destroyers

Toad Brak
 jammin' with ...
AcrossWorld

Cheers,
joe