jprovo's Frequently Warping World-Wide-Weirdness

I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The

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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eighty-Five:
His favorite colour is red.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out New Ways Of Thinking.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Hey Love-birds...

   FEEL the Sheer *Grisly* TERROR of

  *** Scourge of the Invincible Geckos ***

   And For the First Time in America

   *** Conquest of the Pagan Lesbians ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Blood-Chilling Car-Parking sequence!

Cheers,
joe