Joe "Catfish" Provo's Fluctuating Web Junk

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou droning swag-bellied boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning fat-kidneyed lewdster, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at Paris Art Cinema:

   A Sphincter-Clenching TRUE story!

  *** Offramp of the Cannibal Hyenas ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Bone-Chilling

   *** Mistress of the Pagan Dinosaurs ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe