Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring full-gorged clack-dish, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Little-known Joe Fact Number Six:
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Might I suggest that you hop over to Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere or visiting the online game Lost .
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Forklift Day! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Ilsa's Indestructible Cheerleaders *** And You'll Also See the Heart-Pounding *** Sin of the Unspeakable Au Pair Girls *** Definitely NOT for Yoyodyne employees!!
Cheers,
joe