Joe's Changing Site

I don't care about the paychecks
I don't care about the job sec-ur-it-eee
I don't care about the rent
you know I'm out in the front yard sawin' up bill collectors with a chainsaw

-Mojo Nixon

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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"Values are what you express when inconvenienced or under duress. All else is bullshit."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company now.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Appearing for one time only, "DJ Sing-a-Lot and the Groovy Lady"
 with
The Artist Formerly Known as Admiral Explode-a-Lot
Rug Rat Women's Brain-Dead Division
 and The DJ Turntable W Tribute Band

Wednesday February 25th -- LIVE at The Hallowell Brewery and Grille
It's Steve's Grinder
 .. with special guests D&D Rock Mill

Monk
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with
 the masters of goth:
Two Meter Screws

Ripping the roof off this Summer - 
Auntie Rocket Launcher 
with Poets 
and Maim Your Big Brother!!

Cheers,
joe