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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Ninety:
"Those who would give up Accuracy in data, to purchase a little increase Speed of delivery, deserve neither Accuracy nor Speed."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out GweepCo and you visit Bozo Texino... before it is too late.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Ash Wednesday! Based upon TRUE events... *** Honeymoon of the Evil Cannibals *** With the Action-Packed Co-Feature *** Shriek of the Hysterical She-Devils *** Vivarin WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe