Joe "Crimson" Provo's Often Unfolding Pages

"Patriotism is not supporting the Government.
Patriotism is support the principles the Govenment is supposed to stand for."

-Howard Zinn


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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Four:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

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Might I suggest you visit SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Uranian Brain Boffs Read Newspeak, Discover the Killer Joke.

Cheers,
joe