Joseph Z Provo's Updating Web Junk

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "kewl" instead of "cool". You aren't saving keystrokes and if anything are expending more energy instead of using the double-o. It reads like an idiotic 'l33t speak teenager. Grow up.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number 1:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre's production of Blue Window (1990).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a bright young student came upon a master by the temple.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of joy?"
The master answered: "When the solitude is surrounded by the child, then there shall be laugh."
After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe