jprovo's Web Grunk

Eripuit caelo fulmen sceptrumque tyrannis.

-Turgot


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty reeling-ripe barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped rude-growing apple-john, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a giant 60' Anteater, and YOU are the ant.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred:
He once interviewed Worcester band Thin Red Line on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Gilda Radner Faked Her Own Death! -- Intoxicating New Proof

Cheers,
joe