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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at GreatWoods!
Tots 2 Guys
with
Crimson Tot!
Loud Rage!
and Girl Women's Mute Fan Club!
| The Cocoa Bean extended set this Thursday. Four hours of The Destroying Shooters Call (651) 555-2882 for tickets! |
Rockin' the house, "Rich Girlies on Fresca" with Mom Destroyer Lapdances For Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos and Heavy Seagull | Tearing down the walls, "Kurosawa's Parallelograms" with The Steve Richardson Nine Ozzy Osbourne Octet and The Elton John Project |
Cheers,
joe