Joe's Web lou-WOW!

Get a life, not a lifestyle.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spleeny reeling-ripe strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish plume-plucked hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Ten:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit the Ian Heavens Memorial, NOW!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a precocious student was walking by the river when she encountered a master.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to understanding?"
The master said: "As the motion is within the quiet, so is soul close to the insight."
After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe