Crimson's Changing Web Site

They grind their teeth and they're calling out to you
Because they know you're going to join them very soon

-The Dark


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou froward base-court varlot, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou infectious malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 3007:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s production of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

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I recommend visiting the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a precocious seeker spied a master by a large tree.
The student approached the master, and said: "How do I learn deep compassion?"
Said the master: "As the stillness is different from the insight, so is apple understood by the moon."
After puzzling over this for months, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe