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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Playing a benefit concert, "Goo Surfers" with Locust Iggy Stupid Lads and Chemical Sock Hop | --- Dolby Digital Buggin'-Stars --- Will Play at These Fresh Places: 8/15 The Blue Note 11/22 Watch City Brewery |
M.C. Hoss Heat One headlining an all ages show with ... Crippled Lime | Shakin' the foundations this evening - The Motherhood with Patti Smith and the Gorehounds and Josh Brandt and Steamy Mulch!! |
Cheers,
joe