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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention SciFi Movie Fans! FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of *** Handmaidens of the Burning Lizards *** And don't miss Eva Gardner's last role in *** Slumber Party of the Sex Crazed Eunuchs *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe