The Catfish's Modulating Crap

There's something I don't like
about a band that always smiles.

-Dead Kennedys

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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

"Any sufficeintly large application of caffeine is indistinguishable from happiness."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

The HTTP Shoots
 appearing for one time only with ...
Amphetamine
 ... Free Pot at the door!

SpaceMosquito
 for their big Reunion Show with
 the masters of rasta:
The Josh Brandt Project

  ***  DJ Ipecac Dealer and the Dope Czar ***
Are Scheduled To Play at These Studios:
11/12          The Campus Center 
4/29          Red Rocks 
5/6          UNH 
Call  (564) 555-4381 for more info!

Live at Anna Maria College!
 The Juno One Fucknut
 with
Wombat the Detachable Bolt!
  DespiteGlobe!
    and Metric Johnson!
Call 555-6049 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe