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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Two-Hundred and One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit the web-based online game Urban Dead, GweepCo, or Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for St. Tibb's Day - from Little Tikes, Co. Vogon Yellow Vinyl Gun Holster for Bifurcatin' Alfred Hitchcock Doll For ages two and up.
Cheers,
joe