"Catfish" Joe's Web Crap

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puny plume-plucked barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fobbing hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a disciple saw a master by a field.
The student humbly said,  "How can I come to know true beauty?"
Said the master: "When the water is understood by the water, then there shall be insight."
Then, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe