Joe "Crimson" Provo's Often Mutating World-Wide-Weirdness

Skin Covers my Body

-Happy Flowers


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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
/* He has been jprovo at gnu.ai.mit.edu since 1990.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting Bill Marr's Survey Central.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Tri-View Drive-In!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Agony of the Reckless Wedge Rats ***

   Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling

   *** Spawn of the Rubber Alligators ***

   BANNED in 3 Countries!

Cheers,
joe