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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to Paris Art Cinema! An Action-Packed TRUE story! *** Torment of the Psychic Hussies *** And don't miss Don Ameche's last role in *** Black Widow of the Swamp Worms *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe