Joe's Web Pages

If the doors of perception were finally cleansed
I could see your face again
and my love for the world would be wild and pure

-Machines of Loving Grace


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou villainous flap-mouthed boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy weather-bitten common-kissing hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a public restroom.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventy:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the Straight Dope, the browser-based game Urban Dead, or the web-based online game Urban Dead; ASAP.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Shrill Rage
 playing a benefit concert with
 the masters of funk:
The Dissed Red Druids

You won't want to miss this weekend's Lollapaloser!

FIVE BANDS!
Rather Put Out Grrrrlz
Shitting Pretzels
Dames Left at the Next Light
Nif-TTones
DJ Soopa-Scrumpdillicious and Edward Heath
 . . . with Temporary Ampallangs by Roger!

Jake & Earl's Roadhouse extended set this Friday.
 Three hours of Werewolf Cock

You won't want to miss this weekend's Gweepapalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Reginald's MiniMoog Apeinspan Apeinuesteinsteinzeit Philharmonic Orchestra
Big F-huge Prick
The Sonhood
Enraged Deans
 . . . with Temporary Tattoos by Mike!

Cheers,
joe