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Word-of-the-Moment:
Payback
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Eight-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to Bill Marrs or visiting the art of Matt Towler., NOW!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Overwomen for Buddha showing a rare moment of unity with ... Infrared Computers ... Free Crystal Pepsi at the door! | GooDoo Dolls shakin' the foundations with the masters of big band: Men Lacking Liederhosen |
Upright Bass Riot rockin' the house with ... The Lydia Lunch Tribute Band | Tonight at The Wedge! The Spigot Choir with a special solo a capella performance by Thelonius Flunk (of Colonel Rhonda Choir)! |
Cheers,
joe