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So fuck it!

-Mission Of Burma


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou roguish lewdster, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou vain rump-fed errant dismal-dreaming wagtail, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Well-known Joe Fact Number 306:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre's showing of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"The phrase "full Internet routing table" is the same as "full Usenet/Netnews feed" - meaningless."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit the web-based online game Lost , the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people, or Mikael Cardell.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a young disciple saw a sage by the market.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to justice?"
The master hit the student with a rod.
At that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe