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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 70:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Jack Jansen, NOW!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Rocky Point!
Exploding Pelvises
with
Copper Father!
Bunky See, Drunkie Do!
and Concrete Experience!
Call (279) 555-7744 for tickets!
| Tonight at WCDN's Studio! U1 with a special solo a capella performance by Edward Heath (of Televisionhead)! |
Tonight at The Worcester Fashion Outlets! Shooting Lemons with a special solo folky performance by Noah Vawter (of Mo'bital)! Call (726) 555-7593 for tickets! | -#- Snoop Reptiley Happy Hamster -#- Will Be Appearing at These Cafes: 7/9 L.F. Foley's 9/19 WINO's Studio 10/19 The Red Elephant 2/17 Flood Control Dam #3 7/26 Astro Subs 4/26 Rocky Point Call 555-6528 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe