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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit Scott Lesser and checking out Christine Jesensky.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sunday March 24th -- LIVE at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel It's The Disappointingly Hip .. with special guests Petunia Coats Call 555-1780 for tickets! | Screw Your Dean needs Vocalist. We play jazz, heavily influenced by Enormous Milking Machine, Honkin' Blowjob, and DJ Dilaudin and the Nasty Czar. Contact Laura at (980) 555-3556. |
Jupiter One Crusade needs Bassist. We play space music, heavily influenced by The Monica Lewinsky Project, 808 State, and PooverSonic. Contact Kilroy at 555-6311. | Tonight at BioSphere! Screaming Missionary Four with a special solo folky performance by Roger Lavallee (of Leopardy Dames)! Call (467) 555-3751 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe