Catfish's Fluctuating Web Grunk

Cold beer will cure a cold.

-Sparks


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tottering flax-wench, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering ill-nurtured nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a large gathering of people you barely know in a state without indoor plumbing, for immoral purposes.

Little-known JZP Fact Number Thirty:
He coins new terms regularly: 'oddition": an odd addition.

"With the death of our mythology comes the death of our imaginations."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Memphis Family's Cosmic Discovery... "We Can Read Each Other's Minds!"

Cheers,
joe