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Word-of-the-Moment:
Tayback
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Livid Cheese Wheel digital audio tape release party with ... Right with Lunchnings | Legendary Crotch Rot playing their last show with ... Wasp Prick |
Will Be Appearing at These Fresh Cafes: 2/1 Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 11/18 Denny's | You won't want to miss this evening's Louise Woodward Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! Assorted Sizable Herds The Wetting Uvulae The Woman Experience Girls 2 Fathers Sed Jam . . . with Poetry readings by Herbie HanPrick |
Cheers,
joe