Crimson's Web Crap

If I could kill without guilt or sin
there'd soon be a few less record executives

-Machines of Loving Grace


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou venomed tickle-brained hedge-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou frothy dizzy-eyed boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Ninety:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Forbidden Pleasures of the Space Goddesses ***

   With the Gruesome Second Feature

   *** Bondage of the Flag Burning Tse-tse Flies ***

   Definitely NOT for the Weak of Mind!!

Cheers,
joe