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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred:
"Politics is the art of concealing incompetance."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out Christine Jesensky and you visit the web-based online game Lost .
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, an eager student encountered a master by the woods. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to true beauty?" The master struck the student with his cane. With that, eager student became the master.
Cheers,
joe