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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: DON'T MISS this Gripping Feature! *** Land of the Cosmic Body-Snatchers *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Annihilation of the Samurai Farmers *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!
Cheers,
joe