Joe "Catfish" Provo's Transmogrifying Crap

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

-Virgil


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Tayback

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
He used to hang out and perform at the original Worcester Artists' Group on Harlow Street in Worcester, Massachusetts.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Livid Cheese Wheel
 digital audio tape release party with ...
Right with Lunchnings

Legendary Crotch Rot
 playing their last show with ...
Wasp Prick

  
Will Be Appearing at These Fresh Cafes:
2/1          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 
11/18          Denny's

You won't want to miss this evening's Louise Woodward Awareness Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Assorted Sizable Herds
The Wetting Uvulae
The Woman Experience
Girls 2 Fathers
Sed Jam
 . . . with Poetry readings by Herbie HanPrick

Cheers,
joe