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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Astro Subs! Thievery Orchestra with a special solo acoustic performance by Marv Albert (of The Stapler Choir)! | Live at The Chitown Beerworks!
IntoGlobe
with
Harlem Gunk Superstars!
Dames & Company!
and HTTP100!
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Live at The Gweepdome!
Many Big Choirs
with
Goover!
Front 111!
and A September Protest!
| Live at Eleni's Midnite Cafe!
Sandstone Steeple Shitters
with
Skinny Pig!
Run ASM!
and ABC!
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Cheers,
joe