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I don't care about the paychecks
I don't care about the job sec-ur-it-eee
I don't care about the rent
you know I'm out in the front yard sawin' up bill collectors with a chainsaw

-Mojo Nixon

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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Four:
He was allergic to all forms of tomato products when he was young. He first ate pizza and didn't have a bad reaction when he was 16.

"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Rubber Nazis ***

   Together With the Equally Bone-Chilling

   *** Planet of the Plutonium Cyborgs ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe