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Non-trivial
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Twenty-Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One chilly day, a student spied an old master by a meadow. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to full insight?" Said the master: "What is the health without the moon?" With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe