The Catfish's Junk

Burn your money
It's only paper

-Mojo Nixon


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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tottering elf-skinned strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou goatish dread-bolted boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Two:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This Second's Hottest Toy!
 Fifth Husband, for Admiral Havoc Family series 
   and new My Third John Stamos! 
 

Cheers,
joe