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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Lila Texania jammin' with ... Prove Posse | Kickin' it one time old school this evening - Polysorbetal with Sopping Bad Hair Day and Splat!! |
Pissed Cheese Wheel fulfilling their contractual agreement with the masters of fusion: Earthquake Against The Enema | Tearin' it up this year - Drunkie Hee, Skunky Sioux with Seattle Monk SpiffyStars and DJ Cold C!! |
Cheers,
joe