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Mobile phone users who talk and drive. Driving takes all your attention; pull over, nimrod.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | London's Fallfest extended set this Friday. Three hours of Ripshit Purple Bass Players Call 555-4243 for tickets! | You won't want to miss next Friday's Glaubner's Disease Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Buffalo Style Rich Girlies on Sugar Horses Having Sex Tarantino's Squares Chemical Hop . . . with live demos of body piercing by Steamy Mulch! |
Takin' the stage next Spring - HHW with Boss Dog and Hurl Jam!! | Monday August 3rd -- LIVE at Altamont Speedway It's Presbyter Position .. with special guests the Fresh Boys |
Cheers,
joe