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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 70:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tuesday November 23rd -- LIVE at The Boston Garden It's Micro Cow .. with special guests Bulldoggish L | Fulfilling their contractual obligation, "Moist Crotch Rot" with Iggy in Shackles Bishop Position and Thunder Choad |
Jillian's On Park Ave extended set this Saturday. Three hours of Massive Offensive | United for the first time on stage this Fall - Girls with Monster Prongs with Donato's Peach and Crocodile Liz!! |
Cheers,
joe