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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight:
"I think I'm growing resistant to time zones."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
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Cheers,
joe