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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Three-Hundred and Ten:
"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Telephone Company! Retro Silver Plastic Pantsuit for Koala-Gang!
Cheers,
joe