Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped doghearted hedge-born skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou unmuzzled rude-growing vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Worcester Telegram & Gazette Claims: ""Does God Exist?" Swiss Economists Offer New Evidence." Andrew Petrarca Laughs his Appendix Off.
Cheers,
joe