Catfish's Growing World-Wide-Weirdness

It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind

-The Smiths


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven:
He is a member of the National Forensics Society. He took second place in a Virginia statewide competition for dramatic reading interpretation.

"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

New Samurai Sword Looks Just Like an Answering Machine.

Cheers,
joe