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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | === The Pissed Red Rabbis === Will Play at These Nice Clubs: 1/5 Durgin Hall 3/30 Eleni's Midnite Cafe Call 555-4742 for more info! | You won't want to miss next year's Woodstock Five! FIVE BANDS! Rolling Toes Kneecap Tenor Sax Atlanta Monk Super-Stars The Riding Stalactites Wormtown Monk Super-Stars . . . with Cosey playing Connect-the-Piercings |
!!! The Gunkees !!! Are Scheduled To Play at These Nasty Cafes: 5/30 MIT 9/16 Wembley Stadium Call 555-2047 for more info! | Ripping the roof off, "The Wire Posse" with Hordes of India Joy Fleet and LooRoo Dolls Call 555-4644 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe