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"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One rainy evening, a novice student spied a sage by the temple. The student approached the master, and said: "How can I experience deep peace?" The master hit the student ten times with a rod. In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe