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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 26:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Get out that second pair of pants for: Boiling Oil for Spamming Skip Stevenson! From Lifelike Stuff's Mrs. Millionaire Pumps line. Cattle-prod not included.
Cheers,
joe