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Word-of-the-Moment:
Milksop
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 207:
"That which does not kill me makes me stranger."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... You WON'T Want to Miss *** Legend of the Ancient Invaders *** And You'll Also See the Throat-Gripping *** Arena of the Mutant Pit Bulls *** Filmed in 3D!
Cheers,
joe