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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Fifty:
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Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Flag Burning Lesbians from the Nether World *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Throat-Gripping *** Secret Rites of the Martian Schoolgirls *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in 3D!!!
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