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I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


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What is FNORD? FNORD will put a tiger in your tank.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Eighteen:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Black Mass of the Indestructible Nazis ***

   With the Throat-Gripping Co-Feature

   *** Whirling Knives of the Lost Vixens ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Gruesome climbing Sequence!

Cheers,
joe