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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Twenty:
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
New from Mattel! Futuristic Outfit for Rock 'n Roll Brak Figurine It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!
Cheers,
joe