Joe Provo's Durn Web Pages

If you've got a blacklist,
I want to be on it

-Billy Bragg

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spleeny fat-kidneyed mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mammering impertinent fawning flap-mouthed pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Rockin' the house, "Joy Fleet"
 with
Dolby ProLogic Super-Stars
Skunky See, Spelunky Do (U.K.)
 and Secundus

Tuesday May 17th -- LIVE at Bison County
It's Fat Chameleonny
 .. with special guests Pre-Release 808

The Tin Ecstacy needs Vocalist.
We play art rock, heavily influenced by
Lizard Rod,
We Should Be Pebbles,
and Howling Monsters.  Contact Roger at  (703) 555-9691.

Tonight at Red Rocks!
 2 Nasty 2 Cease
 with a special solo folky performance by
Ben Goodwin (of Raging Tapioca Pudding)!

Cheers,
joe