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Word-of-the-Moment:
Mercurial
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Twenty-Five:
"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Bill Marrs now.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student met a sage by the stream. Said the student to the master: "How do I learn awareness?" Upon hearing this, the master struck the student twelve times with his cane. Meditating years on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe