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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a disciple encountered a wise master by the marketplace. Said the student to the master: "How can I experience peace?" Said the master: "What is the sky without the fig?" After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe