jprovo's Web Junk

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Payback

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Nine:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out my friend, Jack Jansen.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Disgruntled Former Infant Kills Thirty-Eight With Sharp Stick!

Cheers,
joe