The Catfish's Web Louou

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish clapper-clawed gudgeon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bawdy wayward fat-kidneyed mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Balance

"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting Jack Jansen or you visit Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a seeker was walking by the well when he spied a wise master.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the soul of a king?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a rod and hit the student.
After puzzling over this for days, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe