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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Rose Bowl! The DMA with a special solo mellow performance by Bob Spores (of SpaceWombat)! | Takin' the stage, "Sergeant Watermelon and the Bullshit Lead" with The Dunkees Sheep Madonna and Nun Violation |
Concierges kickin' it one time old school with ... The Sisterhood ... Free Bath Salts at the door! Call 555-2951 for tickets! | Showing a rare moment of unity, "NooSoo Dolls" with Thrash Might Destroy Itself Nickel Lady and Blue Christmas |
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