Joseph Z Provo's Web Crap

I can't drink possible beers! I need ACTUAL beers!!! Damn you, quantum physics!!!

-Bob the Angry Flower


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy guts-griping codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou cockered fly-bitten codpiece, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number One:
He was in the NIC WHOIS database before the InterNIC and DDN WHOIS databases split. There's still info in the DDN WHOIS. Look up the tag "JZP".

"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Victoria Theatre:

   DON'T MISS this Horrific Feature!

  *** Forgotten Valley of the Mixed-Up Geeky Roommates ***

   And don't miss Larry Hagman's last role in

   *** Dracula's Laser Women ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!!!

Cheers,
joe