Crimson's Unfolding Page

Credo quia absurdum.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless clapper-clawed pumpion, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish reeling-ripe flap-dragon, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a thousand matches lighting at once.

Well-known Crimson Fact Number 30:
He has nine new lives every day!

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Wax Dummy Found In Princess Di's Coffin. -- The Most Unbelievable Photos Ever Taken!

Cheers,
joe