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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 32:
"When I strike a match, a thousand forest fires END!"
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Centrum extended set this Thursday. Four hours of Quiet Frog Infestation Call 555-3368 for tickets! | Your Village's Bandstand extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of Anosmic Passion Fruit |
Playing their last show, "Defying Potato Chips" with Boys with F-huge Phalluses Steel Wench and The KGB | Tuesday January 19th -- LIVE at The Red Elephant It's M.C. Sing-a-Lot .. with special guests Release Candidate 505 |
Cheers,
joe