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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 51:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Win $83 Million in this week's WWS Jackpot! --see page 2
Cheers,
joe