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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a public restroom.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventy:
"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting the Straight Dope, the browser-based game Urban Dead, or the web-based online game Urban Dead; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Shrill Rage playing a benefit concert with the masters of funk: The Dissed Red Druids | You won't want to miss this weekend's Lollapaloser! FIVE BANDS! Rather Put Out Grrrrlz Shitting Pretzels Dames Left at the Next Light Nif-TTones DJ Soopa-Scrumpdillicious and Edward Heath . . . with Temporary Ampallangs by Roger! |
Jake & Earl's Roadhouse extended set this Friday. Three hours of Werewolf Cock | You won't want to miss this weekend's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Bosstones Reginald's MiniMoog Apeinspan Apeinuesteinsteinzeit Philharmonic Orchestra Big F-huge Prick The Sonhood Enraged Deans . . . with Temporary Tattoos by Mike! |
Cheers,
joe