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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Watch City Brewery! Rather Put Out Tapioca Pudding with a special solo a capella performance by Steamy Mulch (of ELEETTones)! | Will Play at These Hip Places: 7/27 Liz's Auditorium 1/18 WKRP's Studio 5/17 The Penitentiary |
The Yer Ma Tribute Band fulfilling their contractual agreement with the masters of glam: Randee's Porta-Track Three Call (539) 555-8026 for tickets! | DJ Sneaky united for the first time on stage with ... One Centimeter Fasteners ... Free Donuts at the door! |
Cheers,
joe