Joe "Crimson" Provo's Page

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou droning fat-kidneyed bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty weedy boil-brained coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He was allergic to all forms of tomato products when he was young. He first ate pizza and didn't have a bad reaction when he was 16.

"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting the browser-based game Urban Dead and you visit real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Anteater Born with Nancy Kerrigan's Face! -- Student Provides Pictures!

Cheers,
joe