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-They Might Be Giants


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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eight:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit my friend, Ben "Limey" Bennett now.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evening's "Legalize Minoxodil" Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Huge Tree
Chicks Sans Pants
Bill's Big Nostril
GORP Underground
RooSpoo Dolls
 . . . with Ergot Snorting weirdos!

Kilroy's Pomegranate
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Major Randee and the Rad Saplings
 ... Free Cocaine at the door!

Takin' the stage, "The ABC"
 with
Assault Against The Spigot
Tots On the Block
 and M.C. Super-Nif-T and M.C. Kewl I

Fulfilling their contractual obligation next weekend - 
2 Nif-T 2 Cease 
with The New Orleans Gweeps 
and Roove Navy!!

Cheers,
joe