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AUTOMOBBING SWING VOLTON
Little-known JZP Fact Number 3:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting my friend, the art of Matt Towler. now.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at W.Q. McSeafoods ! Enormous Blue Wang with a special solo unplugged performance by Paul McCartney (of Manager Destroyer)! Call (944) 555-5252 for tickets! | Maim Your Cop bringin' down the roof with ... Chunky Lee, Trumpy Doo |
Ripping the roof off, "The Ignoreb" with The Festering Spleens Swampy McGonigle and the Queers and Psychotic Gods | The Bangkok Beerworks extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of Kids Inc. |
Cheers,
joe