jprovo's Perpetually Updating Web Grunk

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.

"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the Pitch Drop Experiment live webcam.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Compact disc release party, "2 ELEET 2 Quit"
 with
Monica Lewinsky and the Installers
Bob Flumere and the St00pid Boys
 and Rather Put Out Tapioca Pudding

Jammin' this year - 
DJ Scrumpdillicious 
with Doctors 
and Heroin Imps!!

Large Horsey
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
The Grandmotherhood

The Plantation Club extended set this Thursday.
 Eight hours of The Grene Polanskis

Cheers,
joe