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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 2:
"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Stoh Coffee playing a benefit concert with ... Porno Stars ... Free Amphetamines at the door! | Live at Jillian's On Park Ave!
Red Sabbath
with
Jaded Blue Screwers!
Huge Seagully!
and An Afternoon Protest!
Call (276) 555-3157 for tickets!
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Monday September 6th -- LIVE at Harrington Auditorium It's KBV .. with special guests Grateful Head Call (894) 555-2187 for tickets! | Tonight at Ellsworth 15! 404 Nation with a special solo a capella performance by Joe Provo (of Einspanach Abspanwankwechwachflogeuch)! |
Cheers,
joe