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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone
Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number One-Hundred and Six:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to netcowboy or you visit the browser-based game Urban Dead.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =*= Up with Notes =*= Will Play at These Stages: 3/28 Worcester Technical Institute 3/6 The Lower Wedge Call 555-7467 for more info! | The Serum for their big Reunion Show with the masters of jazz: Chemical Nephews Call 555-8648 for tickets! |
ZooverChronic bringin' down the roof with ... Scratch Wombat Call 555-5539 for tickets! | The Delta Delta Delta Fraternity extended set this Thursday. Five hours of Alpha Version 202 |
Cheers,
joe