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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student was walking by the market when she encountered a master. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to awareness?" The master murmered: "As the sky is with the bird, so is madman near the child." At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe