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Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Nine-Hundred:
"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Bean Counter! Rather Put Out Girlies with a special solo Marijuana-induced performance by Craig Znamierowski (of Mute Fire Ants)! Call 555-3994 for tickets! | The Cove extended set this Thursday. Ten hours of Archbishop Position |
Rippin' it up next year - Run LED with AgainstPlanet and 2 Massive 2 Quit!! | Live at Lowell's Summerfest!
Horkin' Doorknob
with
The NeeWee's!
LED!
and The Nick Danger Six!
Call 555-4786 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe