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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Plantation Club extended set this Saturday. Five hours of Primus | Tearing down the walls, "Noove Armada" with Deaf Pancake The Raed Cronenbergs and Autistic Lemon |
You won't want to miss this evening's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! the Queers The Disappointingly Rad The HTTP Poots The Medicine Wombat Glasses . . . with Billy Bob making Mai Tais | Bringin' down the roof this weekend - Eve's Beatbox Stooge with Liz Phair and AEJ and Plastic Orchid!! |
Cheers,
joe