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"Any sufficiently advanced understanding of technology is indistinguishable from nihilism."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel extended set this Saturday. Four hours of Big Wasp Truck Call 555-7468 for tickets! | Tapireye the Teed Lemur needs Guitarist. We play operacore, heavily influenced by Purl Jam, Blue Chaoflux, and Big Offensive. Contact Alice at 555-6625. |
Punch-drunk Politicians needs Vocalist. We play punk, heavily influenced by Spigot Band, Roach Cock, and 2 Heavy 2 Stop. Contact Margo at 555-6335. | ### M.C. Buggin' ### Will Play at These Quite Good Studios: 5/5 Wachusett Regional High School 10/10 Moe's Call (104) 555-0137 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe