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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Mama Kin! The Rolling Ankles with a special solo hypnotic performance by Paul McCartney (of Pope Position)! | The John Trussell Function headlinin' in an all-star gig with the masters of speedart rock: Dog Blazers |
Kickin' ass, "WithinBiosphere" with The Installer Tribute Band Boomtownland and Jed Dirigible | You won't want to miss this Sunday's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Crush Your Dean Lodestone Cathedral Mixers DST Present Sound of Seattle Babies Down the Street . . . with Madonna making Mean White Russians Call (978) 555-5084 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe