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Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Nine:
"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at Paris Art Cinema: DON'T MISS this Spine-Tingling Feature! *** Swamp Invaders from the Wedge *** And For the First Time Anywhere *** Crypt of the Stone Age Clowns *** Filmed in Smell-O-Vision!
Cheers,
joe