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Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number 7:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Red Rocks! Lydia Lunch's Tribe with a special solo folky performance by Steamy Mulch (of Mary's Alto BlowLions)! | You won't want to miss this evening's Woodstock Eight! FIVE BANDS! Experiences of Sweden Foot Armada Immense White Tool Too Thrashers Bold Offensive . . . with the vicious Admiral Scrumpdillicious Heat J! |
Astro Subs extended set this Friday. Four hours of Happiness Squad | =#= Faucet =#= Are Scheduled To Play at These Stages: 9/1 GreatWoods 2/10 G. Willikers Family Restaurant Call 555-1452 for more info! |
Cheers,
joe