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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Doherty Memorial High School extended set this Thursday. Two hours of Hot-swap Seagull | Tonight at College of the Holy Cross! The Oraenge Hitchcocks with a special solo folky performance by Seann Ives (of Overmen for "Bob")! |
Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
Boy Women's Gray-Purple Color Blind Corporation
with
Friggin' Kids Down Nine Blocks!
The Patti Smith Project!
and Churchbell Weasel Infestation!
| Kickin' it one time old school next Summer - Yo Yo Ma's Armada with Dead 2 Massive 2 Cease-and-Desist and Sizable Sluggy!! |
Cheers,
joe