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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Fifty:
"If someone has enough time for politics, they clearly need more real work to do."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Forklift Day! DON'T MISS this Throat-Gripping Feature! *** Karate Witches from CCC *** Together With the Equally Hideous *** Escape of the Wacked Out Slime from Beneath the Sea *** BANNED in 20 Countries!
Cheers,
joe