Joe "Catfish" Provo's Perpetually Modulating Web Grunk

Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth


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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Ninety-Five:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre's production of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evening's Newport Jazz Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
The Noah Vawter Band
Judas Pastor
Lick the Porno Star
White Billy Bob
Horkin' Cock Ring
 . . . with Happy Ben-- in a cage!

Playing their last show, "Dames & Company"
 with
The Mighty Mighty Mighty Tosstones
Nashville Rap Factory
 and ULXYL

Shakin' the foundations this evening - 
The Artists Formerly Known as the Tzeueinack Kaltwankwaldsteinuck Philharmonic Orchestra 
with Reginald's Big Toe 
and SpaceChicken!!
Call  (293) 555-9809 for tickets!

Zoove Experience needs Emax-player.
We play filk, heavily influenced by
R&R Dubstep Forge,
Bila Lithuania,
and Chemical Aunties.  Contact Rhonda at 555-8868.

Cheers,
joe