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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Playing a benefit concert this Summer - God Damner with Hiliary Clinton's Dildo and Titanium Cock!! | Drummer, looking to play out. Experienced in klingon opera, swing, and honky tonk. I like rap, especially The M.C. Skeevy Five. Call Madonna at 555-7591. |
Judas Cardinal needs Sound Person. We play speeddeath metal, heavily influenced by Roger in Hoods, The Screaming Pink Archbishops, and South Africa Grrrrl. Contact Beelzebub at 555-9926. | Wednesday September 13th -- LIVE at The Cocoa Bean It's Cheap Boys .. with special guests Drunkie See, Chunky Do |
Cheers,
joe