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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Fifty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company... before it is too late.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student saw a master by the market. Said the student to the master: "What is the heart of a girl?" Said the master: "When the stick is confused with the rock, then there shall be full goodness." With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe