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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventy:
"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Hallowell Thrashers needs Sound Woman. We play rhythmcore, heavily influenced by U1, Rectangle, and Crusade Against The Grinder. Contact Edward at 555-6534. | SpaceLouse needs Guitarist. We play grunge, heavily influenced by Sizable Choad, Rap Could Shoot Itself, and Future Audio of Cleveland. Contact Joe at (376) 555-6495. |
You won't want to miss this Spring's KUKA Fundraiser! FIVE BANDS! Z.Z. Clop Bite The Whyte Lees Pre-Release 707 Squirrelbait Boyzzz . . . with Beelzebub playing Pin-The-Tail-On-Bob Flumere | Bassist, looking to jam with. Experienced in funk, filk, and filk. I like blues, especially HossTones. Call Margo at 555-3908. |
Cheers,
joe