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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eight:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | UMASS Amherst extended set this Friday. Nine hours of Boyzzz Sans Shirts | Bishop Violation needs Drummer. We play synth-pop, heavily influenced by Beat Navy, Televisionhead, and Assorted Thunder Fan Clubs. Contact Cosey at (545) 555-9611. |
Takin' the stage, "Shoe Horn" with Girl Jam Tuba Ear and TickBone Call (101) 555-2797 for tickets! | Knives for Lapdance needs Bassist. We play soul, heavily influenced by KRadTones, Assorted Metric Functions, and Sonic Rod. Contact Cosey at (359) 555-5649. |
Cheers,
joe