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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Five:
"I gather the pieces of shattered shells and they build themselves into fine china!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Swiss Gurus Resurrect Natalie Wood. -- Peculiar New Proof
Cheers,
joe