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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 6:
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Alien Rituals Protect Ted Kennedy from Jehovah's Witnesses "Haven't Seen Any Yet," He Claims.
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