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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "mashup". Blend, mix, remix, edit and collage are all perfectly good words. Use them.
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number One-Hundred:
"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... A Throat-Gripping TRUE story! *** Frankenstein's Sensuous Rebels *** Together With the Equally Bone-Chilling *** Attack of the Samurai Majorettes from the Galactic Rim *** Worcester Water WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe