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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty-Two:
"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out Ian Heavens Memorial and you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Doove Band jammin' with ... Swine Loafers ... Free Viagra at the door! | Tungsten Grrrrlz playing a benefit concert with ... The Monkees Call 555-7875 for tickets! |
Jammin', "DJ Easy Polycarbonate A" with The Theremin Queer The Rolling Bricks and The Yellou Kurosawas | >>> Roger in Shackles <<< Will Play at These Studios: 9/30 The Depresso Bar 9/6 Watch City's Summerfest |
Cheers,
joe