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What is FNORD? FNORD is that intricate domino setup collapsing.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Five:
"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
You'll soil your pants for: Ice Planet Cattle-prod and Gambling Mark E. Smith! From Fisher-Price, Co.'s Death Family line. Not suitable for children under eight.
Cheers,
joe