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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou spleeny reeling-ripe strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish plume-plucked hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Ten:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit the Ian Heavens Memorial, NOW!
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a precocious student was walking by the river when she encountered a master. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to understanding?" The master said: "As the motion is within the quiet, so is soul close to the insight." After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe