JZP's World-Wide-Weirdness

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Balance

Little-known Joe Fact Number Six-Hundred:
He once gave his friend Jer a mailing list as a birthday present.

"While a laptop can be used as a hammer, one shouldn't be confused when it afterwards behaves erratically."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  <<<  Auntie Nuclear Warhead >>>
Will Be Appearing at These Studios:
8/1          Altamont Speedway 
4/27          London's Autumnfest 
Call 555-7272 for more info!

Locust Choad
 showing a rare moment of unity with ...
Keanu Reeves and the Pandas
Call 555-8951 for tickets!

Rawkin' Grudge Match needs Singer.
We play art rock, heavily influenced by
Ronald Reagan's Strap-on,
Big Blue Phallus,
and Dead Furious Yellow Wolf Infestations.  Contact Marilyn at 555-1354.

Monday August 17th -- LIVE at G. Willikers Family Restaurant
It's KLF
 .. with special guests The Surfing Sandstones

Cheers,
joe