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Milksop
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
"If someone has enough time for politics, they clearly need more real work to do."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a student encountered a sage by a large tree. The student approached the master, and said: "How do I learn compassion?" The master answered: "What is the fool without the star?" Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe