Joe's Perpetually Changing Stuff

I am a mighty tree in this obsidian forest.

-Tuxedomoon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing knotty-pated strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gorbellied base-court bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD!!

Totally Random JZP Fact Number 8:
He was crimson at wpi.edu from 1989 to 1997.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.

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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"I Remember All Eighty-Three of My Previous Incarnations," Announces h.

Cheers,
joe