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What is FNORD? FNORD is the bee's knees.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Six:
He played brass in F (French Horn, Flugel Horn, et al) in concert band and marching band for well over 6 years.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Belgium Accordion
 playing their last show with ...
Triangular Lent
 ... Free Sugar at the door!

You won't want to miss this year's Despair Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Ipecac
The Screaming Spleens
Leopard Caps
Sleep-Deprived Dads
Lobsters on Angel Dust
 . . . with Paul McCartney taking a cannonball in the gut!

Tonight at Becker College!
 DJ Human Ash Dealer and the Hoss Congressman
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Liz Phair (of Polio)!

Frog Bowties
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Steve's Kiwi

Cheers,
joe