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Word-of-the-Moment:
Smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock smock smock. I just like the way it sounds.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 4:
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Might I suggest visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm... before it is too late.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this Winter's WICN Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Grrrrlz In the Hood A Gweepning Riot People for Buddha Rural Jam The Sadly Rad . . . with Lou Reed-- in a cage! Call (824) 555-5935 for tickets! | You won't want to miss this weekend's Big Bandfest! FIVE BANDS! Overmen for El Chupacabras Pet Shop Joke Rolling Hurricane Worcester Potato Chip Steph&Q Glam Mill . . . with Freakshow on the Third stage Call 555-3399 for tickets! |
the Fucknuts fulfilling their contractual obligation with ... Dissed Fizzy Apples | Rippin' it up, "Point Division" with Poo Rollers Niece Knife and Doctors |
Cheers,
joe