Catfish's Changing Site

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

-Ancient Chinese proverb

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Might I suggest you visit Bill Marrs and checking out the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Some Small Groups
 fulfilling their contractual obligation with ...
White Teen
 ... Free Donuts at the door!

  -*-  The Vibrator Fighter -*-
Are Scheduled To Play at These Places:
1/4          Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 
5/22          Your Village's Bandstand 
1/9          Wembley Stadium 
Call 555-6679 for more info!

Doherty Memorial High School extended set this Friday.
 Ten hours of Talking Tot
Call  (213) 555-8409 for tickets!

FrooverSonic
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
Girls Down the Street

Cheers,
joe