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Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 70:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Jack Jansen, NOW!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Rocky Point!
 Exploding Pelvises
 with
Copper Father!
  Bunky See, Drunkie Do!
    and Concrete Experience!
Call  (279) 555-7744 for tickets!

Tonight at WCDN's Studio!
 U1
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Edward Heath (of Televisionhead)!

Tonight at The Worcester Fashion Outlets!
 Shooting Lemons
 with a special solo folky performance by
Noah Vawter (of Mo'bital)!
Call  (726) 555-7593 for tickets!

  -#-  Snoop Reptiley Happy Hamster -#-
Will Be Appearing at These Cafes:
7/9          L.F. Foley's  
9/19          WINO's Studio 
10/19          The Red Elephant 
2/17          Flood Control Dam #3 
7/26          Astro Subs 
4/26          Rocky Point 
Call 555-6528 for more info!

Cheers,
joe