Catfish's Changing Web Pages

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish common-kissing foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mammering toad-spotted impertinent milk-livered apple-john, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"I think I'm growing resistant to time zones."
- Joe Provo

I recommend checking out Scott Lesser or checking out Current Weather Conditions in the CSL; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Romance Movie Fans!

   DON'T MISS this Throat-Gripping Feature!

  *** Seance of the Indestructible Gweeps ***

   With GoiterGuy! Also

   *** Hitler's Spooky Presidents ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe