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Little-known Joe Fact Number Three-Hundred:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | ### Chunky Jee, Monkey Doo ### Will Play at These Bars: 10/14 Your Village's Bandstand 1/18 Ellsworth 15 2/18 Naked Tim's Living Room 8/20 The Colliseum Call 555-4108 for more info! | Quackery Fan Club tearing down the walls with ... Girl Jam |
The Rather Put Out Pinstriped Shamans playing their last show with ... The Artists Formerly Known as the Buggin' Boys | Jer's Back Porch extended set this Friday. Two hours of Coolland |
Cheers,
joe