JZP's Often Changing Web Pages

A lie for a lie
A truth for a truth
and I've nothing left to lose
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped toad-spotted knotty-pated flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou infectious bum-bailey, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number Nine:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One chilly evening, a student was walking by the temple when he spied a sage.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of deep peace?"
Said the master: "When the tree is away from the madman, then there shall be full goodness."
With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe