Joe Provo's Accreting Web Louou

This must be the jumping off place...

-The Wolfgang Press

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dissembling common-kissing canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou surly vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Sixty-Six:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds

Vocalist, looking to play out.
Experienced in industrial, rhumba,
and disco.  I like ambient, especially
U1.
Call Mike at 555-5286.

The Middle East extended set this Thursday.
 Nine hours of Emeraldland

DJ Heavy Beat
 ripping the roof off with ...
Swan the Digital Nut
 ... Free Brown Acid at the door!

GreatWoods extended set this Friday.
 Five hours of Femme Men's Punch-drunk Division

Cheers,
joe