The Catfish's Frequently Mutating Web Page

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits

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Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 108:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Forbidden Knowledge of the Evil Blanchmange ***

   And For the First Time Anywhere

   *** Hercules vs. The Gruesome Invaders ***

   Filmed in Shock-O-Rama!

Cheers,
joe