Joe's Web Junk

Do you remember RockNRoll Radio?

-The Ramones


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puking rude-growing clay-brained maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dissembling common-kissing scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Nine-Hundred:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting GweepNet.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at The Bean Counter!
 Rather Put Out Girlies
 with a special solo Marijuana-induced performance by
Craig Znamierowski (of Mute Fire Ants)!
Call 555-3994 for tickets!

The Cove extended set this Thursday.
 Ten hours of Archbishop Position

Rippin' it up next year - 
Run LED 
with AgainstPlanet 
and 2 Massive 2 Quit!!

Live at Lowell's Summerfest!
 Horkin' Doorknob
 with
The NeeWee's!
  LED!
    and The Nick Danger Six!
Call 555-4786 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe