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People who pee on the seat in a shared restroom.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 7:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest visiting Steve Richardson and checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | 707 State takin' the stage with the masters of trip-hop: The Yellou Fellinis | You won't want to miss next year's Woodstock Nine! FIVE BANDS! Pissing Limes Rhythm&Blues Strike The Damp Red Snacks The Artists Formerly Known as the Family Ingot Grandmother Sword . . . with Freakshow on the Fourth stage |
-#- The Kneecap Poots -#- Will Play at These Clubs: 7/4 The Mad Raven 9/5 The Gweepdome 6/26 Moe's 5/18 College of the Holy Cross 6/21 Fenway Park 7/12 Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 6/3 G. Willikers Family Restaurant 9/22 Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel 4/24 Founders DAKA | Uranium Lady for their big Reunion Show with ... XOVRG |
Cheers,
joe