Joseph Z Provo's Pages

I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the dregs at the bottom of your coffee.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred:
He was born in Virginia, but has no accent.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend you visit my friend, Scott Lesser.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Plantation Club extended set this Saturday.
 Five hours of Primus

Tearing down the walls, "Noove Armada"
 with
Deaf Pancake
The Raed Cronenbergs
 and Autistic Lemon

You won't want to miss this evening's Lamerpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
the Queers
The Disappointingly Rad
The HTTP Poots
The Medicine
Wombat Glasses
 . . . with Billy Bob making Mai Tais


Bringin' down the roof this weekend - 
Eve's Beatbox Stooge 
with Liz Phair and AEJ 
and Plastic Orchid!!

Cheers,
joe