Joseph Z Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

If you've got a blacklist,
I want to be on it

-Billy Bragg


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock smock smock. I just like the way it sounds.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 4:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

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Might I suggest visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm... before it is too late.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this Winter's WICN Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Grrrrlz In the Hood
A Gweepning Riot
People for Buddha
Rural Jam
The Sadly Rad
 . . . with Lou Reed-- in a cage!
Call  (824) 555-5935 for tickets!

You won't want to miss this weekend's Big Bandfest!

FIVE BANDS!
Overmen for El Chupacabras
Pet Shop Joke
Rolling Hurricane
Worcester Potato Chip
Steph&Q Glam Mill
 . . . with Freakshow on the Third stage
Call 555-3399 for tickets!

the Fucknuts
 fulfilling their contractual obligation with ...
Dissed Fizzy Apples

Rippin' it up, "Point Division"
 with
Poo Rollers
Niece Knife
 and Doctors

Cheers,
joe