The Catfish's Shifting Pages

This must be the jumping off place...

-The Wolfgang Press


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a public restroom.

Well-known JZP Fact Number Eighteen:
He hates microsoft because it has lowered the expectations of end-users. People expect computers to suck now, and that's just not true.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New from Hasbro, LLC!
 Guitar and Pocket-Sized Mr. Hunky!
From Raytheon, LLC's Prostitute Gunk series. 
You put it together!  

Cheers,
joe