"Catfish" Joe's Frequently Transforming Junk

The arrows burst my skin
to show what is left of me

-The Wolfgang Press


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Panopticism

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 99:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Romance Movie Fans!

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Kingdom of the Creeping Fiends ***

   Together With the Equally Spine-Tingling

   *** Flesh Eating Pit Bulls from the Deep ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in Smell-O-Vision...
   you can tell quality when it smells!!!

Cheers,
joe