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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.
Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting Jack Jansen and you visit SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts now.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Morgan DAKA!
Kill SysAdmins
with
Seven Small Functions!
An Evening Seagull Infestation!
and The TeeHee's!
| Ben Hutchins's Choir needs Singer. We play skronk, heavily influenced by Dolby Digital Celebrities, Loop Elephanty Dog and the BlowHappy Hamsters, and The Screaming Infrared Nuns. Contact Laura at 555-7318. |
M.C. Maim-a-Lot rockin' the house with the masters of new wave: Zinc Melts into Nickel Call 555-5231 for tickets! | Truck Dimple headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... Big Kitten |
Cheers,
joe