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Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at GreatWoods! Norbatul with a special solo folky performance by Paul McCartney (of Zydeco Feud)! | Beatbox Ankle performing for the first time with the masters of blues: SMTP64 |
Live at Edward's Auditorium!
Tayopa and Cosey
with
An Afternoon Fury!
The Artists Formerly Known as the Neutaubde Laispane Philharmonic Orchestra!
and Cardinal!
| You won't want to miss this Monday's GweepCo Talent Show! FIVE BANDS! The Ocarina Fucknut Sex Armada Yer Ma's Emporium Lobster the Digital Crankshaft Wolf Style . . . with S&M Shades available at the concessions! Call 555-3886 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe