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I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 6:
"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Grateful Ed needs Bassist. We play rhythm&blues, heavily influenced by Aardvarks Having Sex, Kids with Fat Pee-Pees, and BetweenWorld. Contact Mary at 555-5892. | We Should Be Archbishops appearing for one time only with the masters of gospel: Shark Thelma |
Live at Moe's!
Explodingland
with
Tzeuzueguchs Abtaubuchs!
DJ Boss V!
and Green Girl!
| Live at The Blue Note!
The Rocking Gems
with
Present Sound of Miami!
Bug Berets!
and Liz in Manacles!
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Cheers,
joe