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What is FNORD? FNORD is the little squeak your bedroom floor makes when you get up to get a drink of water after a really, really bad dream.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Thirteen:
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, a disciple was walking by the temple when he encountered a master. Said the student to the master: "What is the heart of a fool?" The master answered: "What is the hand without the motion?" At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe