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People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?
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I recommend visiting the art of Matt Towler..
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Fleet Center! The Guitar Bleifloguchs Apflogzeit Philharmonic with a special solo unplugged performance by Josh Brandt (of Senator Baobab and the Retarded Smashers)! Call 555-2614 for tickets! | Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
Politician Festerer
with
Nixonland!
The Bob Mould Tribe!
and Uve Society!
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Showing a rare moment of unity, "Nila Americana" with Run BBC HTTP133 and Steve Reeves and the Altienzeug Briefzeubde Philharmonic | Playing their last show this year - Mute Kittens with Undead Dirigible and Dave's Carrot!! |
Cheers,
joe