Joe Provo's Suspect Web Page

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mammering rude-growing miscreant, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning fawning ill-breeding clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD smokes your toenails when it wants to get high.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Two:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Jon Sheen's Tragic Confession: "I Slugged Back Bourbon and Molested Mall Bunnies for Years."

Cheers,
joe