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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Performing for the first time, "SpaceLion" with WaspBone Teed Dads and Fed Blimp Call 555-4263 for tickets! | Live at Alden Hall Basement!
The Chicken Pox Posse
with
The Choir Tribute Band!
Parent Smasher!
and Seven Rod Hinges!
|
Hurricane Armada fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Joy Navy Call 555-4942 for tickets! | Tonight at The Colliseum! Soover with a special solo unplugged performance by Bob Vila (of Raging Rutabega)! |
Cheers,
joe