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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 300:
"If MS-DOS seems to be doing something sensible... be suspicious."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: A Bone-Chilling TRUE story! *** Wrath of the 60 Foot Daleks *** And You'll Also See the Spine-Tingling *** Hors d'Oeuvres of the Killer Mermaids from the Stratosphere *** You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!
Cheers,
joe