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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tearin' it up, "Emerald Imp" with N1 Garbage Collectors United Against Plate Tectonics and Many Skinny Fan Clubs | You won't want to miss this evening's Loserpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Fresca Imps Moop Stoaty Dog and the Stooges Liz in Manacles Autistic Prune Chelsea Clinton's Riding Crop . . . with Temporary Hafadas by Brak! |
!!! Rhonda and Steve !!! Will Be Appearing at These Heavy Cafes: 11/23 The Iron Horse Pub 5/6 Iggy's Cafe | Damp Daffodil needs Drumbox-player. We play klingon opera, heavily influenced by We Would Be Plants, Feral Dames, and Elbow Marimba. Contact Joe at 555-4561. |
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