Catfish's Perpetually Changing Web Stuff

I'll still be here as strong as you
And I'll walk away in spite of you

-Bauhaus

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing milk-livered foot-licker, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou infectious fly-bitten harpy, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

You won't want to miss next Friday's WPI Quadfest!

FIVE BANDS!
the Boys
Thievery Fighter
U3
Yoo Rollers
Dead HTTP8
 . . . with Brown Acid Taking weirdos!

  
Will Play at These Pubs:
10/5          Madonna's Pub 
6/14          Kirkland Cafe

Rockin' the house, "Run VH1"
 with
Seagulleye the Angry KoalaFishMutantBird
Keanu Reeves and the Landscapers
 and The PDQ

You won't want to miss next evening's Bumstock!

FIVE BANDS!
Chronic Orchid
Presbyter
Imps for "Bob"
V9
the Landscapers
 . . . with live demos of body piercing by Monica Lewinsky!

Cheers,
joe