The Catfish's Perpetually Mutating Web Pages

bodies may be made of fire, but souls are made of ice

-the Cure


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy milk-livered lout, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou pribbling gleeking infectious mangled dizzy-eyed coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit Scott Lesser and checking out Christine Jesensky.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Sunday March 24th -- LIVE at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
It's The Disappointingly Hip
 .. with special guests Petunia Coats
Call 555-1780 for tickets!

Screw Your Dean needs Vocalist.
We play jazz, heavily influenced by
Enormous Milking Machine,
Honkin' Blowjob,
and DJ Dilaudin and the Nasty Czar.  Contact Laura at  (980) 555-3556.

Jupiter One Crusade needs Bassist.
We play space music, heavily influenced by
The Monica Lewinsky Project,
808 State,
and PooverSonic.  Contact Kilroy at 555-6311.

Tonight at BioSphere!
 Screaming Missionary Four
 with a special solo folky performance by
Roger Lavallee (of Leopardy Dames)!
Call  (467) 555-3751 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe