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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number One-Hundred and Thirty-Eight:
"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Daughterhood needs Drummer. We play pop, heavily influenced by Elbow Fluegelhorn, London Blues Juno One, and Yeep White. Contact Laura at 555-8278. | You won't want to miss next Autumn's "Legalize Fresca" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! German Industrial Giants: Aptuermstuerzenuchsgeubuchs Zweizeubflogzeug Dissatisfied Boys M.C. Rock-a-Lot and Eric Dolphy Reagan's Sex Noose Lions on Chicken in a Biskit . . . with Off-colour puppetry by Yer Ma |
Live at Watch City Brewery!
Trapezoid
with
Smoke Machinehead!
Sluggy Teens!
and DJ Kool and the Boss Minister!
| Tearing down the walls this Tuesday - Rug Rats Etc. with Homicidal Tots and M.C. Scrumpdillicious Cadmium F!! |
Cheers,
joe