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What is FNORD? FNORD is FNORD.
Well-known Catfish Fact Number Twelve:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to the Straight Dope.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Big Raid (U.K.) playing their last show with ... Pop Might Smash Itself Call (871) 555-6133 for tickets! | MP3 release party this weekend - Kill Your Cop with Evil Geniuses United Against Hunger and Chemical Shindig!! |
Overlord Alice Folk jammin' with ... The Loogie Tribute Band | !!! Squicking Smartfood !!! Will Play at These Places: 5/3 The Plantation Club 11/26 BioSphere 10/27 The Eta Kappa Nu Fraternity 4/12 Astro Subs 9/17 The RamRod |
Cheers,
joe