Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

MEET ME AT THE STRIP CLUB AT 3:30. I'VE GOT 9 HOLES OF GOLF AT 3:30!

HAVE A LOGO-EMBLAZONED GOLF SHIRT! WE JUST RECENTLY CLEANED HOUSE IN MANAGEMENT!!!

OUR SYNERGIES ARE TOTALLY ALIGNED! DID I SAY HAVE A SATCHEL WITH OUR LOGO? I MEANT HAVE TWO SWISS ARMY KNIVES!!

I CAN GET THAT TO YOU BY THIS WEEK! SIGN THE CONTRACT! HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU?

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo