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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Your bowels will move automatically for:
Armalite Rifle for Undead MegaTRON!
From Ohio Art, LLP's Destruction Corps and friends.

It's Princess Leia! New from Yoyodyne Corp.
Sulu reminds you "Buy my Adult Playset Oboe!".

It's General Blood! New from Snooty Stuff, LLC.
Some restrictions apply.

This Minute's Hottest Toy!
Half-handed Sword, for Happy Fun Ball series
and new Astronaut Ed Gein!

It's Yentl! New from Hasbro, LLC.
Do not inhale fumes.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo