Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Fifth Husband, for Teamster Krakatoa Playset and friends
and new Fashion Plate JOEPROVOTRON!

Some assembly required.

The latest from Raytheon!
The Latest Taupe Seventh Wife for Mutilation League!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Spotted Silk Pantsuit and Moon Base Godzilla!
From Parker Fathers's Happy Fun Ball line.

It's Creative Brak Bump'n'Go! New, from SRICorp.
Some assembly required.

The latest from Fisher-Price Group!
Hip Alto Saxophone for Mr. Hinky Metal Press!
Ponch and Jon plead, "Help us! We're hungry!"

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Cheers,
Joe Provo