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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Eighty-Six:
"You should always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours."
-- Yogi Berra
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a student met a sage by the inn. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of deep knowledge?" The master struck the student seven times with a rod. After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe