"Catfish" Joe's Modulating Web Louou

I am the Lizard Ing!

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou wayward flap-mouthed whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou vain vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 11:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc. or you visit New Ways Of Thinking.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
 Armalite Rifle for Supernaut Richard Basehart Figurine