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Little-known JZP Fact Number Seven:
"Never `presume,' because when you do, you make a `prez' out of `u' and `me'."
---"The Anarchist Chocolate Dessert Cookbook"
(Unknown, Kropotkinist-Spoonerist-Wonkaist Thought Press, 1991)
I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or visiting the Straight Dope... before it is too late.
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Live at Founders DAKA! Doo Mixers with Gaggle of Sperm Whales! Preacher Position! and Toads on Heroin!
You won't want to miss next evenings Lollapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Prince Platypus and the Monday Boards VH1 Gila Italia German Industrial Giants: Briefackuchgeubdewachuchs Kaltsteinack An Oh-My-God-ning Protest . . . with Freakshow on the Second stage Call 555-9347 for tickets!
The Reverb Heissenwechack Heissenspanach Philharmonic appearing for one time only with ... The Ben Hutchins Society ... Free Crystal Pepsi at the door!
Chemical Mothers performing for the first time with ... Teep Red ... Free Formula 44 at the door!