Crimson's Shifting Web Page

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou infectious shard-borne toad-spotted whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou roguish clapper-clawed onion-eyed apple-john, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random JZP Fact Number 2:
He hates writing in blue ink.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Tri-View Drive-In:

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Eyes of the Sex Crazed Banshee from Planet X ***

   And For the First Time on the Continent

   *** Drug Orgy of the Mechanical Thing from UltraNet ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe