Catfish's Crap

Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man.

-King Crimson


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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 8:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Groovy... 
 From Under the Sea... 
   the latest in Bandai's Happy Fun Ball series ...
       Joe Provo! 
You put it together!  

Cheers,
joe