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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew |
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
This Will Be Smashed rockin' out with the masters of acid jazz: Plasterheads
Monday September 5th -- LIVE at Worcester State College It's Kneecap Tape Loop .. with special guests Ronald Reagan's Dildo
Wednesday June 30th -- LIVE at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel It's Chemical Quadrille .. with special guests Citizen Captain and the Pissed Thrashers (U.K.)
-#- DJ Jazzy Trevor and the Phat Mister -#- Will Be Appearing at These Stages: 8/15 Morgan DAKA 1/23 G. Willikers Family Restaurant