Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou infectious hasty-witted bum-bailey, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bootless guts-griping codpiece, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Five:
"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out Bill Marr's Survey Central now.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for: Cowboy Third Wife, for Happy Fun Ball line and new Martian Kathy Lee Crosby! Byron Allen says "You're my friend". Imagination not included.
Cheers,
joe