Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Page

Credo quia absurdium.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou mammering dread-bolted nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou villainous doghearted moldwarp, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"UNIX doesn't keep you from doing stupid things because that would keep you from doing clever things... Windows tries to help you do clever things and ends up making you do stupid things."
--Ben 'Gryphon' Hutchins

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
This Will Be Smashed
 rockin' out with
 the masters of acid jazz:

Monday September 5th -- LIVE at Worcester State College
It's Kneecap Tape Loop
 .. with special guests Ronald Reagan's Dildo

Wednesday June 30th -- LIVE at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
It's Chemical Quadrille
 .. with special guests Citizen Captain and the Pissed Thrashers (U.K.)

  -#-  DJ Jazzy Trevor and the Phat Mister -#-
Will Be Appearing at These Stages:
8/15          Morgan DAKA 
1/23          G. Willikers Family Restaurant